Tuesday, March 06, 2007

B-RON the DON PRESENTS: TODAYS TOP STORIES

Further proof that this world is fucked out it's asshole!

Pilot Crashes Into Ex-In-Law's House
Mar 06 9:10 AM US/Eastern
INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- By the time Beth Johnson rushed to tell police that she suspected her ex-husband had abducted their 8-year-old daughter, it was too late.
Eric Johnson had already strapped Emily into the passenger seat of a leased single-engine Cessna and taken off from Virgil I. Grissom Municipal Airport, police said. Moments later, the aircraft slammed into the side of his former mother-in-law's house.

Johnson, 47, and his daughter died in the crash, which investigators suspect was intentional.

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AND THE TOP STORY IS~~~(DRUMROLL PLEASE...)
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Off-Duty NWA Worker Charged With Assault On Flight
(WCCO) Minneapolis An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.

The FBI identified the man as Samuel Oscar Gonzalez, 20, of Lakewood, Wash. He was charged in federal court with simple assault, a misdemeanor.

It happened on the redeye Monday morning from Seattle to Minneapolis. The woman was headed back to college.

Near the end of the flight, the FBI said Gonzalez sat next to the woman as she was trying to sleep. He touched her, which she described as spooning, lifted her shirt and then got up and left. Court documents said she felt a warm fluid on her back, clothes and seat after he walked away. She told the officers he had ejaculated on her.
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"I know she was really upset, just kind of confused about what's going on, what's happening," said the victim's boyfriend, Mark, who asked to be identified only by his first name.
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The FBI said Gonzalez was detained after his initial appearance in federal court on Monday. He could face up to six months in jail.

GUESS SHE WON'T BE FLYING NORTHWEST ANYMORE. WTF!!!!

Your friend,
Boris

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