OK MY LITTLE CREEPS, DICKS AND CHICKS – I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS SPAM PRETTY FUCKIN TO THE POINT...

IT'S PARTY TIME!!! CREEP STREET STYLE OF COURSE!!

OK SO HERE GOES...SUMMER IS HERE, FUCK WHAT THE WEATHER MAN IS SAYING, WE MAKE OUR OWN SUNSHINE!!

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1. GET THE NEWEST CREEP STREET FILTH ON OUR ONLINE STORE!!

WE ARE FLYING THROUGH STOCK SO GET YOUR SIZE NOW!!

2. AWW PIGGY BANK ACTING MOODY?! BROKE AS A JOKE?!

CATCH LAST SEASONS SALES IN OUR BARGAIN BIN!!

3. BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE! NO THIS ISN'T THE STANKY LEG BUT PRETTY BUTTASTICALLY EPIC.

WE ARE PROUD TO SPONSOR THE FIRST CREEP STREET PANTY PARADE CONTEST! WTF IS THAT YOU ASK?! WELL IT'S WHAT YOU LADIES MAKE OF IT. BASICALLY YOU SEND US YOUR ADDRESS & COP SOME CREEPETTE PANTIES AND WELL...BEST ASS WINS ALL 4 COLOR WAYS & A BUNCH OF CREEPY STREET LIMITED EDITION SHIZZLE! OBVIOUSLY CREATIVITY WINS SO FEEL FREE TO GET YOU WHOLE BODY INCORPORATED CUZ WE ALWAYS APPRECIATE A PRETTY FACE!

SO TELL YOUR FRIENDS, AUNTS, MOMS, AND UNDERAGE MYSPACE PRETEENS & GET THIS SHIT MOVING!! I'M SERIOUS!!

- SEND SUBMISSIONS TO GETBENT@MADCREEPY.COM WITH SUBJECT: PANTY PARADE. I WILL BE SPAMMING & TWITTING THIS, RESULT WILL GO ON OUR SITE & BLOG, FUCK WE MIGHT EVEN FLY YOU OVER FOR OUR NEXT PHOTOSHOOT IN HOLLYHOOD!!

300 DPI JPEGS - NO SHITTY CAMERA PHONE PICS. MAKE THAT GIFT MOMMA GAVE YOU WORTHY OF IT'S OWN STREET ADDRESS!
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4. DO 1,2, AND MOST DEFINITELY 3.

NO GIMMICKS. DON'T YOU WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW HOW GRUESOMELY AWESOME WE ARE?!

5. SHOUTS TO OUR EXTENDED FAMILY!

ORCHARD SKATESHOP IS THE REALEST SKATESHOP IN BOSTON & IS NOW OFFICALLY DOWN WITH THE CREEPS. SUPPORT THE REAL!

OUR WESTCOAST BROTHERHOOD WILL NEVER BE COMPLETE WITH OUT OUR GRIMEY COUSINS FROM CRAP EYEWEAR, SO GO COP SOME AMAZINGLY AWESOME SHIZZLE, & BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR CREEPY CRAPS IN THE WORKS! PUT SOM ECRAP ON YA FACE!!

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6. THANKS FOR ME ALLOWING TO FLOOD YOUR INBOX, DON'T WORRY YOU'LL GET ANOTHER ONE JUST SO IT'LL STICK TO YOUR HEAD!

SO LET'S BREAK THROUGH YOUR SO-CALLED 'BUSY LIFE'. GET THE FUCK OFF THE COUCH & GET EPIC & CREEP IT REAL!!

7. I LOVE YOU, SO LOVE ME, I MEAN US BACK! MAKE SURE YOU CHECK WWW.KARMALOOP.COM FOR SUPER CREEP STREET DEALS!

8. WWW.MYSPACE.COM/MADCREEPY

9. WWW.TWITTER.COM/CREEPSTREET

10. THE CREEP STREET FACEBOOK PAGE (FAN IT SO WE CAN ACTUALLY GET A URL...FUCKING LAME!!)

 

WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!

CREEP STREET ALWAYS GETS A HEADS START ON SUMMER!








MAKE SURE YOU CHECK OUT OUR [PEEPSHOW] SECTION OF OUR SITE FOR THE NEW SUMMER 2009 LOOKBOOK! I KNOW I'VE KEPT YOU FOOLS WAITING LONG ENOUGH...

SO YES, NEW SHIT & LIMITED EDITION COLORWAYS ARE AVAILABLE ON OUR SITE NOW!!

CHOPPING MALL ONLINE SHOP



YES. HEADED TO SAN DIEGO & LOS ANGELES THIS WEEKEND.

PARTY WITH US IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS UP.

HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND BITCHES!!

Back in NYC whos fuckin wit me?!



oh and uhhh, since i havent sent out the newsletter yet, heres uhh a hint, uhh, select new creep street is on out NOW on karmaloop.com...and uhhh we already sold out of sum shit soo uhhh no wining next month, so uhhh go cop that shit.

Another snowy day in New England!

WACKY WEDNESDAYS!!

Aiight Todays top news in this order!

• "IMMA CAHP YOU IDEEOT!!!"

• HURR DESIGNS!!

• Creep Street Update!!

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14-year-old impersonates police officer

"Police say a teenager managed to spend five hours on the job with the Chicago Police Department before someone figured out he wasn't really a cop. He was even partnered with another officer and given an assignment.

It turns out the teen was a former Explorer, a part of the community policing program where young kids in the neighborhood interact with police. "Our preliminary investigation indicates he had an honest desire to be a police officer in that there was no malice or ill-intent," said Deputy Superintendent Dan Dugan with the Chicago Police Department.

Police are trying to figure out how the 14-year-old got hold of an official uniform. The teen is facing one count of impersonating a police officer."

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HURR DESIGNS!





OK...hmmm well this was cool for like 2 weeks, you fucks need to stop fucking up hip hop like you muthafuckas fucked up the mohawk for me. GEEZ. BUT GOOD NEWS IS: WE HAVE A CONTEST!



BEST CREEP STREET INSPIRED HAIR DESIGN CONTEST!
email us at getbent@madcreepy.com your best hair design, and the winner will get fuckin creep street gear, stickers and exclusive goodies!! REAL TALK! Let's get this thing moving!!

DO IT!! I'll be myspace and twitter harrassing you bitches so seriously we wanna see a fucking rad so bad its good haircut!!"


NOW GETCHA WET WIPES!!!

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CREEP STREET UPDATES

We is getting ready to send out our SPRING SUMMER 2009 linesheets to hit you in April!!! We got GIRLS TEES, TANKS, HOOCHIE UNDIES, NEW SLAP BRACELETS, HATS, NEW MENS TEES & TANKS & WE EVEN BROUGHT BACK YOUR FAVORITE:



GET BENT KIDS!!!