Ugh. Fuck it, I'll watch it!
I'm just going to copy & paste this shit cause it sounds epic in a deep voice.
Lionsgate's TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D continues the legendary story of the
homicidal Sawyer family, picking up where Tobe Hooper's 1974 horror
classic left off in Newt, Texas, where for decades people went missing
without a trace. The townspeople long suspected the Sawyer family,
owners of a local barbeque pit, were somehow responsible. Their
suspicions were finally confirmed one hot summer day when a young woman
escaped the Sawyer house following the brutal murders of her four
friends. Word around the small town quickly spread, and a vigilante mob
of enraged locals surrounded the Sawyer stronghold, burning it to the
ground and killing every last member of the family -- or so they
thought.
Decades later and hundreds of miles away from the
original massacre, a young woman named Heather learns that she has
inherited a Texas estate from a grandmother she never knew she had.
After embarking on a road trip with friends to uncover her roots, she
finds she is the sole owner of a lavish, isolated Victorian mansion. But
her newfound wealth comes at a price as she stumbles upon a horror that
awaits her in the mansion's dank cellars...
With gruesome
surprises in store for a whole new generation, TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D stars
Alexandra Daddario, Dan Yeager, Tremaine 'Trey Songz' Neverson, Scott
Eastwood, Tania Raymonde, Shaun Sipos, Keram Malicki-Sanchez, James
MacDonald, Thom Barry, Paul Rae and Richard Riehle, along with special
appearances from four beloved cast members from previous installments of
the franchise: Gunnar Hansen (the original Leatherface), Marilyn Burns,
John Dugan and Bill Moseley. The film is directed by John Luessenhop
(TAKERS), from a screenplay by Adam Marcus & Debra Sullivan and
Kirsten Elms, based on a story by Stephen Susco and Adam Marcus &
Debra Sullivan and based on characters created by Kim Henkel and Tobe
Hooper, and produced by Carl Mazzocone. Lionsgate presents a Millennium
Films production and Main Line Pictures production.
TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D In theaters January 4th BITCHES.
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
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