THE BLIND SIDE...GET IT?! SORRY, BAD JOKE...

Well, if you never really make it like, famous famous, like top 5 pages in Google image search famous, just fuck someone kinda famous who's fucking someone really really famous. Getting a tattoo on your fuckin forehead helps. Just in case you know, people have a hard time recognizing you and shit. Apparently poor Jesse banged some other chick up named Melissa Smith too, though I'm having a hard time looking this bitch up. Help...

He went from this:



to this:



whilst dabbling with this:





and this:


Man even I wouldn't bang that Nazi brood, and I haven't gotten laid since...well I've never gotten laid (explains this clothing company pretty much doesn't it)?!

Well let's face it Sandy boo, he oOOoobviously hates chicks with tattoos who look a bit mannish and like guzzling mad cock. Some guys just like classy chicks you know. You did a great job supporting his lifestyle however. Though you lack the tats babe, I'm not sure what you epicly failed to realize about your [ex] husband?!

OH What has America come to? Oh yea, the same shit it's always been up. Relax...it's called life - people fuck a lot. Especially women they are NOT married too...lmao. Clean for sheets, dirty for the streets. I win!

"Is that chick fellating a goat while fucking herself in the ass with a Steely Dan?"