Thursday, January 07, 2010

BEST PIECE OF READING I'VE DONE ALL DAY...

"...Her makeup was even more caked on than normal, her hair was big, she was wearing a denim jacket and her tits were hanging out. I would soon learn that her tits were always hanging out. I mean they were gigantic so it would often be inevitable no matter what she wore that they would see the sun but I don’t think we ever spent a second together in which at least 30 percent of her boobs weren’t out on display.

Let me tell you something about ---’s personality, and that is, she is not dumb, or at least she doesn’t appear dumb at first. Now she is 19 and female, so of course to some extent she is a complete idiot but she’s capable herself in conversation even when the going gets tough and I start busting out hardcore logical arguments that cripple her dumb beliefs. And one thing she is good for is dumb beliefs. She’s Straight Edge and will talk in depth about the evils of drugs and alcohol without having actually done either.

She cites the overwhelming number of heroin addicts in Vancouver as one of her reasons why she is Edge, as if the fact that drug addicts exist is reason enough to not have a beer. She believes in God although she doesn’t have any real concept of what that entails or means, and she is COMPLETELY convinced that her purpose on earth is to meet a man, marry him, and settle down and have kids. But somehow despite all these childish thoughts that are ingrained in her, she manages to carry herself in a way that makes her seem sort of intelligent until you dig down right to the very fiber of her personality, or talk to her about any subject that hasn’t been covered in Cosmopolitan or The Perks Of Being A Wallflower."

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BROAD?!

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FUCKIT. I'M IN LOVE.


P .S. Allota my friends are Edge & I love them to death so RELAX ;) I just copied and pasted the text - I don't need a beatdown from FSU lol <3

2 comments:

Mr.Torres said...

Those are big boobies!

Dr. Deathhead said...

Very big tits!