OK MY LITTLE CREEPS, DICKS AND CHICKS – I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS SPAM PRETTY FUCKIN TO THE POINT...
IT'S PARTY TIME!!! CREEP STREET STYLE OF COURSE!!
OK SO HERE GOES...SUMMER IS HERE, FUCK WHAT THE WEATHER MAN IS SAYING, WE MAKE OUR OWN SUNSHINE!!
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1. GET THE NEWEST CREEP STREET FILTH ON OUR ONLINE STORE!!
WE ARE FLYING THROUGH STOCK SO GET YOUR SIZE NOW!!
2. AWW PIGGY BANK ACTING MOODY?! BROKE AS A JOKE?!
CATCH LAST SEASONS SALES IN OUR BARGAIN BIN!!
3. BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE! NO THIS ISN'T THE STANKY LEG BUT PRETTY BUTTASTICALLY EPIC.
WE ARE PROUD TO SPONSOR THE FIRST CREEP STREET PANTY PARADE CONTEST! WTF IS THAT YOU ASK?! WELL IT'S WHAT YOU LADIES MAKE OF IT. BASICALLY YOU SEND US YOUR ADDRESS & COP SOME CREEPETTE PANTIES AND WELL...BEST ASS WINS ALL 4 COLOR WAYS & A BUNCH OF CREEPY STREET LIMITED EDITION SHIZZLE! OBVIOUSLY CREATIVITY WINS SO FEEL FREE TO GET YOU WHOLE BODY INCORPORATED CUZ WE ALWAYS APPRECIATE A PRETTY FACE!
SO TELL YOUR FRIENDS, AUNTS, MOMS, AND UNDERAGE MYSPACE PRETEENS & GET THIS SHIT MOVING!! I'M SERIOUS!!
- SEND SUBMISSIONS TO GETBENT@MADCREEPY.COM WITH SUBJECT: PANTY PARADE. I WILL BE SPAMMING & TWITTING THIS, RESULT WILL GO ON OUR SITE & BLOG, FUCK WE MIGHT EVEN FLY YOU OVER FOR OUR NEXT PHOTOSHOOT IN HOLLYHOOD!!
300 DPI JPEGS - NO SHITTY CAMERA PHONE PICS. MAKE THAT GIFT MOMMA GAVE YOU WORTHY OF IT'S OWN STREET ADDRESS!
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4. DO 1,2, AND MOST DEFINITELY 3.
NO GIMMICKS. DON'T YOU WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW HOW GRUESOMELY AWESOME WE ARE?!
5. SHOUTS TO OUR EXTENDED FAMILY!
ORCHARD SKATESHOP IS THE REALEST SKATESHOP IN BOSTON & IS NOW OFFICALLY DOWN WITH THE CREEPS. SUPPORT THE REAL!
OUR WESTCOAST BROTHERHOOD WILL NEVER BE COMPLETE WITH OUT OUR GRIMEY COUSINS FROM CRAP EYEWEAR, SO GO COP SOME AMAZINGLY AWESOME SHIZZLE, & BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR CREEPY CRAPS IN THE WORKS! PUT SOM ECRAP ON YA FACE!!
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6. THANKS FOR ME ALLOWING TO FLOOD YOUR INBOX, DON'T WORRY YOU'LL GET ANOTHER ONE JUST SO IT'LL STICK TO YOUR HEAD!
SO LET'S BREAK THROUGH YOUR SO-CALLED 'BUSY LIFE'. GET THE FUCK OFF THE COUCH & GET EPIC & CREEP IT REAL!!
7. I LOVE YOU, SO LOVE ME, I MEAN US BACK! MAKE SURE YOU CHECK WWW.KARMALOOP.COM FOR SUPER CREEP STREET DEALS!
9. WWW.TWITTER.COM/CREEPSTREET
10. THE CREEP STREET FACEBOOK PAGE (FAN IT SO WE CAN ACTUALLY GET A URL...FUCKING LAME!!)
1 comment:
best ass contest? i hate how your able to do this. i wanna be 2nd judge.
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