CMON BITCHES WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I turn another fuckin year older tomorrow which at this point is no longer cool.
But wish me a happy online birthgay anyway. You guys are better than my friends in real life anyway!

After you turn 23, you are no longer psyched about it. Why?!
Here's the top 10 reasons why:

1. Wounds take twice as long to heal. (arthritis is gonna be a bitch muthafucker)
2. Scars take twice as long to lose their blemish. (shit aint going away son)
3. You know longer should be hanging out in colleges. (but you still make excuses for it)
4. You shouldn't be dating high school girls anymore. (SHOULDN'T) ;)
5. You cannot buy random shit anymore. (that takes up living room space)
6. You start thinking about longer term relationshits. (Ok that was a lie.)
7. You are officially no longer capable of losing weight. (penis is now invisible)
8. You now round off another year closer to 30.
9. You're not allowed to get into wasted fist fights. (dont be a douche)
10. You have no legal excuse to be living in your mom's house. (you do want a gf right?!)

I'm going back to NYC this weekend to celebrate my birth right.
ironically, the only think I'm looking forward to is eating my monthly dose
of Mcdonald's on the FUNG WAH bus back. Why?! cuz I'm a creep, myy life sucks,
but it's still much radder than yours times infiniti!!! woOoooOo

P.S. I LOVE RONALD!!



CREEP STREET HITS STORES IN 2 WEEKS!! GET EPIC BITCH I LOVE YOU ALL!!

-Bronasaurus-Sex