Tuesday, February 10, 2009

VEGANS..VEGETARIANS...BLAH BLAH BLAH

Aiight here's a relatively bloggy like blog entry for ya! There IS a diff between vegans & vegetarians, and they will murder you and dump you in a ditch if you confuse them, BUT for the safe of healthy blogging...who the fuck cares right now hahahaha (im really kidding i love everybody). I assure you all the people that make Creep Street stuff are older than 14....they're 15.



You ever notice how life has become....SO COMPLICATED?! But listen to this catch 22 because like everything in fucking life, there's no fucking way out! Muthafuckas be tryin to be on this whole save the planet save humanity type shit. Now don't get me wrong power to vegans and vegatarians, but peep game, cuz the real question is why not just have a food that becomes it's OWN FOOD?! How does one go about making 'vegan' ice cream? You ever wonder why vegetarians have all this food they eat that is made up to taste and feel like another food that isn't? It's almost a fundamentally flawed concept to make everything thats not meat make and taste like meat...like what's the fucking point?!



CHICKEN FREE CHICKEN NUGGETS?! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING NUGGETS?! Chicken made of tofu?! Just eat tofu! Stop being a bitch - part of making a choice is to understand its options, or lack of. Otherwise cut the bullshit and eat those fucking nasty hotdogs like the rest of us, because at least you can hear when we fart you silent but violent suspect muthafuckas.

4 comments:

Tiffny said...

LOL true. I'm a "vegetarian"...kinda, but I've always wondered the same thing. What's the point of eating chicken flavored tofu..just eat chicken.

Maybe they're made so that hardcore vegans and vegetarians can get some private laughs in while they trick their "meatetarian" friends when they have them over for dinner...

CREEP STREET™ said...

ironically, all parents wanted to make their kids do was eat there vegetables...now look what happened!!

bam said...

the main reason is because i can eat the same things i enjoy the taste of but with more nutritional value and less.. blood, fat, and tears. the chicken nuggets you're eating aren't exactly made from prime cuts of the highest grade healthy chickens...

Crom said...

to appeal to more people. tofu is fucking horrible, and i for one dont want to eat much of it. i mean, most meat doesnt even taste like what it actually is. pretty fucking gross if you think about it actually. meat is just a carcass sponge soakin' up all those spices, and thats why its so easy to mimic the flavor.