Tuesday, January 13, 2009


The Ultimate Fart Silencer

The “Fart Silencer” is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely open
and the other end having numerous smaller holes in it. Users are instructed to
insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming.
This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce.

Users are also instructed to spray a cotton ball with their favorite perfume and
put it into the “Fart Silencer” to eliminate any unwanted odor that might occur.

via weirdasianews

looks like a popsicle stick or something. though i wouldn't advise putting anything in your mouth
after it's touched an anus. i can only think about the many other great uses for this product!

my imagination runs wild...

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