SUPER SIZE ME!!

Dear Diary,

I remember a girl named Brooke in elementary school. I had the biggest crush on her. Popular, even cut bangs, a shitty attitude, white, someone I can call my wife. She was the first to develop huge tits at an early age. This got her a lot of attention. So we all just told her to jump and down. I didn't really know why. Chicks got jealous and would say she stuffed her bra. I guess everyone was just hoping that her tits were fake. I worked with her at the library. That's when I said to myself, fuck the tits (no pun intended) I'm going to try and get to know this girl deep down inside (no pun intended). She was actually pretty rad. We discussed dating, well her dating, and she would tell me how she's been dating since the 4th grade. And if you can only think what dating meant in current terms, you can only imagine what my lil cHinky eyes looked like. Think DATA from the goonies everytime he had an awesome idea. I had even more of a bomb ass crush on Brooke since. I wonder what she's doing now. Rumors were she had to get her boobies downgraded. I think this chick should too. Sometimes in life, less is more. Sometimes.







Hmmm...i think I just puked in my mouth a little bit. But I have to admit. I am kinda turned on.

Yours Truly,
B-Ronasaurus Sex*

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