It's hard to be a Bad Boy in orange county.

So I think I'm going to venture into the foray of youtube personalities & start a series based around being the quintessential bad boy. I mean.. I've got the 'stashe, I ride a motorcycle (er..scooter) rock a leather jacket, have tattoos, & even had a mean looking rat tail for a hot minute. basically everything your mother told you to stay away from. So the for the show would be to go to these nice wealthy well to do parts of southern california (where I already feel like I don't belong) and just take it to that level of a modern day bad boy just tiring to live.

This idea came to me while I was hanging out with a buddy of mine who happens to live in the OC. He took me to this gnarly outdoor mall that had all this wild shit.. synchronized water fountains, fancy smanchy benches & sculptures, cobblestone steps with water surrounding you with real koi fishes swimming around & a million stores that I could never afford to buy anything in.. I couldn't help but think to myself, "Where's the fucking Arbys, or food court for that matter?" I'm sure they had some Wolfgang Fuck gourmet bullshit, but what about the fuckin' WORKIN MAN?! I don't know anyone who's shining that hard.

So after that, we went to Huntington Beach, aka Surf City. It's a nice looking place, all of southern California is for the most part, it's really beautiful. I'm just not feeling the people there. To better explain this I've dug up some visuals to help you understand.
(fellow east coasters, I am not exaggerating - people are really like this out here)

DUDES

This is your typical So Cal OC dude. Surf jock type, who's into Pennywise & likes Ultimate fighting stuff. Either has tribal tattos or shitty black & grey prison type shit. They're also into driving shit like this

They usually have some shitty huge decals in the back window like Famous stars & strap-ons or DC or (insert generic BRO brand here)


CHICKS

blonde, dumb, too much makeup, dress like retards.
this shit makes me ILL. where are all the rad chicks.

There's also mad people into looking like a fucking greaser out here.. what the shit is that all about? it's 2008 dipshits, classic cars are for old dudes who hangout at the VFW. you guys are wack.

getta LIFE!!!


One thing I noticed the other day was this bro-tard jock walking up and down the boardwalk with these 2 pitbull puppies & he was trappin mad fur with it.


So I was thinking how can I do that.. without getting a vicious dog that's trained to fight & is now banned in Canada... something that wouldn't grow up to eat me..

so I'm thinkin of gettin' me some adorable bunnies to walk around on some leashes. What girl's not gonna go bananas when they see peter cottontail hoppin' along being official as fuck.


so in closing, stay tuned for "It's hard to be a Bad Boy while walking your adorable bunnies in orange county."