Thursday, April 19, 2007

WHEN WILL THESE BITCHES LEARN?!

TOP STORY NUMERO UNO!

via tvgasm
From her days on Laguna Beach to her home in The Hills, the MTV sexpot and fashion entrepreneur has been the subject of many an MTV viewer fantasy, so there are those who'd find it a perfect capper to this week's Hills season finale. The only downside? The sex video supposedly costars Jason Wahler. The story bouncing among websites quotes a source close to LC saying that she and J-Wahl made the tape back when they were a couple. Lauren thought she had the only copy. Silly girl. Word is that young Jason has several copies. And now that he's headed to jail for one of his many alcohol-related douchebaggery arrests, he wants to cash in by selling his one saleable commodity. "And if he can't sell it, he'll just put it up online for free."

What the tabloids got twisted was that it was my ass in the SEX TAPE. Get your facts straight. Thanks for the birthday present Lauren! xoxo

NUMERO DOS: NEW YORK NEEDS TO CONTROL HER TITS!
As if everything about her ass wasn't fake enough, you had to get implants?! I hope all of you watched the reunion show cuz that shit was fucking rad!!!!

TANGO AND HIS 2 INCH DICK! WOOHOO!!

"TANGOO...I LOVE THAT 2 INCH DICKK!!"

WHen will these fuckin bitches learn?!

NUMERO TRES: Later Sanjaya!

Iunno tv has reached this point in America with this whole celebreality shit that really casts this shadow on how most Americans are. And we're so numbed by it that we now embrace the shit. When was reading all that gossip shit cool?! Too many people with too little talent making too much effort to make too many quick bucks. Go back to school and finish it you cop-outs! Fuckin people need to bring it back to the basics and tone down on this American idol shit. Think about it...you can watch Looney Tunes still cuz that shits quality, you will not be watching the Real World because ummm in 10 years you will probably be on it!

NUMERO CUATRO: I MADE CROOKED TONGUES!

Too bad it looks like shit and I can;t really say I'm proud of this shoe, but hey I'm OK at photoshopping money!

NUMERO EN TU CARA!!
fuckin vtech madman is a fuckin nutjob. read between the lines and form the opinions you see fit. and fuckin for the last time man...kids really got to get their shit together. cuz the only time people should be talking about taking lives is in rap songs with a crunkass beat. but on the real though...

this muthafucka just gives me the creeps. especially cuz this muthafucka is biting my hair style. i will beat the shit out of you in the afterlife boy for everyones sake. the only person who can take lives is the one who gave it. im out this shit is leaving a sour taste in my mouth...

when will these bitches learn?!!
-b-ron on ya mom.

2 comments:

Chip-Set said...

who the fuck is scared of that weak ass hammer anyway? You could take someone out with a supersoaker to the eye/balls then nail his pants to the floor, he corny.

M-ron from Enron said...

whack ass needs two hands to hold a hammer. what a bitch.