Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Chip-Set: Head makeover.

So I have 2 new additions to my life. One being a fly ass pair of seafoam green jeans that I dyed myself, & the other is this legit fucking mustache. My hair is starting to get longer these days.. I haven't cut it since the summertime when I was butchered in Boris apt.
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So here we are, 7 months later.. and I'm looking for a new hair du.. I'm getting kinda sick of wearing a hat everyday & the shit is always in my eyes these days.. I decided to let you guys help me out.. Here are some ideas I came up with.

The Guido:
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This is the respectible hairstyle for true wise guys, fuck that growing up gotti blowout fag shit, this is some authentic hustler type shit.. Only problem is the upkeep is pretty intensive.. I don't know if I'm ready to carry a comb in my back pocket all the time with me just yet...

The Squiggy:
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Similar to the Guido, this particular style is a little more "rough around the edges" & charlie brown'ish. I'd most likely have to get a jean jacket, roll around in dirt & scrap a lot to pull this one off...

The Sidekick:
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This style came into the forefront about 14 years ago, with the rise of such Tiger Beat heart throbs as Jonathan Taylor Thomas & Joey Lawrence among countless others.. Pretty dated these days.. the only kids who still rock this shit are most likely haning out in mall food courts & wearing Korn & Slipknot shirts... I do have a softspot for this style because I used to rock this back in the day. I remember feeling like a total bad ass too..

The Handsome Devil:
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A common hairstyle from back in the 50's. The only people who still rock this shit are either mega-nerds, pervs, or psychopaths.. but usually it's a combination of the 3. I remember my dad always tried to comb my shit like this when I was a little kid.. No wonder I turned out this fucking epic.

I'd appreciate your input on this matter..

ps. these pics are about 5 days old.. I'm proud to say the 'stache has become even more powerful!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

my vote: SQUIGY MUH-FUKKA..