FACEY FRIDAYS!!

BACK IN THE BIG APPLE THIS WEEKEND...

HAPPY FIRDAY MAKE SURE YOU GET A PROPER WORKOUT FOR THE WEEKEND!!



EPIC.

IM IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER...

wait for it...wait for it..!!!





Hahahah but if you really wanna see an inspirational umm...stripper dance video dedicated to 911 victims (they wont let me embed dammit) CLICK BELOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mggUciKKrgE

oh america..should i laugh or cry?
waaait for it...waaaait for it..!!!

Another snowy day in New England!

WACKY WEDNESDAYS!!

Aiight Todays top news in this order!

• "IMMA CAHP YOU IDEEOT!!!"

• HURR DESIGNS!!

• Creep Street Update!!

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14-year-old impersonates police officer

"Police say a teenager managed to spend five hours on the job with the Chicago Police Department before someone figured out he wasn't really a cop. He was even partnered with another officer and given an assignment.

It turns out the teen was a former Explorer, a part of the community policing program where young kids in the neighborhood interact with police. "Our preliminary investigation indicates he had an honest desire to be a police officer in that there was no malice or ill-intent," said Deputy Superintendent Dan Dugan with the Chicago Police Department.

Police are trying to figure out how the 14-year-old got hold of an official uniform. The teen is facing one count of impersonating a police officer."

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HURR DESIGNS!





OK...hmmm well this was cool for like 2 weeks, you fucks need to stop fucking up hip hop like you muthafuckas fucked up the mohawk for me. GEEZ. BUT GOOD NEWS IS: WE HAVE A CONTEST!



BEST CREEP STREET INSPIRED HAIR DESIGN CONTEST!
email us at getbent@madcreepy.com your best hair design, and the winner will get fuckin creep street gear, stickers and exclusive goodies!! REAL TALK! Let's get this thing moving!!

DO IT!! I'll be myspace and twitter harrassing you bitches so seriously we wanna see a fucking rad so bad its good haircut!!"


NOW GETCHA WET WIPES!!!

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CREEP STREET UPDATES

We is getting ready to send out our SPRING SUMMER 2009 linesheets to hit you in April!!! We got GIRLS TEES, TANKS, HOOCHIE UNDIES, NEW SLAP BRACELETS, HATS, NEW MENS TEES & TANKS & WE EVEN BROUGHT BACK YOUR FAVORITE:



GET BENT KIDS!!!

HAPPY CHICKITTY CHINESE NEW YURrrRRR!!

So peep game today is the official day of the Chinese New Year based on the Lunar Calendar. If you have a dumb look on your face, we have this awesome invention called wikipedia, so look it up. NOW - pretty much the chinese and koreans (not like YOU can tell the difference with your 1 korean friend) follow this shit - the japanezos like to do it the normal way with da rest of the world, though seriously with all the time zones and shit, fuck new years...

So 2009 is the year of the OX, or as you more commonly may know as a fuckin



yummy piece of steak...So like what the hell happens on this day?! Absolutely nothing really. Just mad AZNS in chinatown blowing fireworks showing you the kungfu they could never pull off in a street fight and a lion dancers that can actually fuck you up. Oh yea, and you can buy those illegal baby turtles on sale to match your fooey vuitton belt! If youre a kid you get these things:



RED ENVELOPED from ya parents, uncles, family friends and all that shit. When you're 5 yrs old, that 1 dollar coulda bought you crack, but now that youre like 20, you might hustle up a couple G in ya pocket on that butteryass hustlin type steez. So make sure you hang around some rich uncles around this time and you'll be set for the year.

If you're all fucked like my family, you get no loot! One day my parents decided one year, "You guys are too old." Last time I checked, you stopped receiving dough when you got married...WTF! There ain't no ring on my finger???! No wonder my peeps call me Changstein and shit.

Why else do you think I'm printing fuckin neon monster shirts now WTF?!

And you usually eat MAD SHIT with like mad people. My folks like to keep it real
cuz they hate everyone so we cut that 20 person dinner to like, umm....5.

-SO-


But if you do big things like they do in China (minus the dog cat rat shit)
hahaha ya'll muthafuckas never had rat?! RAT SON?! Ya'll never wondered what Splinter
would taste like all chopped up and shit?!

Fuck that!



Well if you ain't stuck on a street corner in China, youre prolly some bougie ass dude, who refuses to squat and shit on the floor, watched the Olympics n Beijing and got a boner from those 12 yr old gymnasts...and of course, wants to experience the finer of Oriental cuisine in the Far East... :)

SO-

-You might get lucky enough to pick your shit fresh from inside the restaurant son!...



"Yo B_Ron you ever seen or had shit like that?!"

FUCK NO! Man as if them kids cutting your heads off in Virginia ain't bad enough!
I like turtles, but not for dinner son! They fuckin gotta grow up and eat pizza son!

GONG HEY FAT CHOY BITCHES! CREEP STREET CHOP SUEY SHADES YOU BETTA BELIEVE IT!

SLUTTERY ASS MONDAYS!!

So like I was like, trying to find out exactly what a CUCKHOLD is today.
I mean like, it sounds like a kind of chicken right?! Like cluckity clucky cuck.

Whatever. So peep game, it means you a dumb nigga who has a cheating wife.
Historically, it's reserverd for clown as muthafuckas who raise another man's son.

Regardless. This is why I know we got Creep Street running google, cause
this is what comes up....

OOHHH ROLL IT GYAL ROOL IT GYAL!!!!




think im going to puke.

Remind me not to have daughters.
But, I hope you have many!!!
Happy monday pervs.

If you're old enough to count, you're old enough to mount. Amen!
I mean like, I ain't the religious type but I had that bitch saying OH MY GOD!!!!
nah mean, heh, nahwhaimsayin?!

SOMETHING I DON"T THINK OBAMA CAN CHANGE...

CRAP EYEWEAR + CREEP STREET WILL NOW GET MAD CHICKS.

peep game.

WWW.CRAPEYEWEAR.COM
CRAP EYEWEAR?! Anybody that knows what the fuck is up
knows they want some crap on their face! They steady shaded.

<3B-Ron the Don.

WHAT???

myspace is always trying to hook me up with hot singles,
marry chinese girls, or see how well,



I'm sure your husband is gonna love that.

P.S. To start your weekend off correctly, you hear bout that asian nigga cuttin some
poor chinese girl;s head at VTECH? Crazy muthackas. Didn't they learn the first time
to keep crazy asian boys away from the suburbs?! YOu know what's the worst part?!
the muthafucka looks like my dad!



happy friday bitches keep ya head on straight suckas.

I NEED THIS:

in my life.

via Kalishious

stay bundled up this winter

So for some of you who may live in warmer climates (like myself) shit like this is not really necessary, but fuck how can you not sweat these?! They're custom made one offs. So if you want one they'll run you about a buck fifty or so. Don't bother looking for them, cause they're all sold out.. Just thought I'd share it with you.







- Chip (aka the ghost of creep street past)

KANYE WEST...

So i'm watching this GOBAMA Inauguration shiz on MTV...and I can't help but notice:



just saying.


p.s. i can't help but cringe that thinking that kanye is gonna
bust out say some weird out of line shit about being black. hahaha.

BARACK OBAMA

nothing special, I just thought I;d join the 4 million other people talking about him today.
But respect this cuz he was a pimp kidddd!!

a) HE BALLED (we know this is old cuz aint no asian kids on no bball teams today)



b) had the fro (Reggie still mad at you)



c) Got the white girl (duh - i know its his sister but for the sake of the blog!)



Congratulations my man! Watch the inaugauration cuz you ain't doing shit but wondering
which party you're going to tonight anyway. up the fuck shut!!!

oh yea and d) sheeeitt.....who wants to be a creep street girl?!!



<3 YOur Ladykiller.

"IT'S REALLY HARD!"

sound's like she's fucking. }shivers{

SO HOW MANY JACKASSES DOES IT TAKE...

to realize this shit probably will fuck you up?!



this is the 3rd time ive watched a 3rd person do the same thing with the same fucking result.
damn.
via antonellis

MANBABIES.

Have you seen this?!

GET MORE AT ManBabies.com!

via Erikaka

TONIGHT!

GET UR ASS THERE IF UR IN CAMBRIDGE.



www.openbicycle.com

EPIC EMAILS!

Submitted by Creepetia (xxx@aim.com)
on Sunday, January 18, 2009 at 08:33:48(Pacific time).

message:

Can you guys double team me? I can suck a cock while getting rammed in the ass really fuckin' good!! You better believe it brothers....and i'm a hot bitch...so yea,sweet-fuck me. Hey maybe you could teach me how to ollie too, or do a kick flip 360 off a hand rail with jiz in my mouth. It seems real good fun. Finish me off then you wimps.
Love (to fuck ur hard cocks),
Cock face slut bag whorebo

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keep em coming. a good email always deserve a post.

better than eating brain!!

man, nothing i'd rather do on a friday than cause some wreck in good ol nyc.
funny ass fuckers. Enjoy.


via Dylan

OOH LA LA WHAT THE FUCK.

Apparently there's a new line for fashion babies.

*Unique Apparel for the Baby with Style*



hahahahaha. wow. I always feel like man Sailor Jerry has got to be rolling in his grave
when he has to think about Ed Hardy. But no hate, because by selling one shirt
they still make more than a entire season of Creep Street.... wamp wamp wammppPp.

Please beat these children so they don't turn out like that
kid you hate that does nothing but hang out on Melrose.


...



but the girls still love them...i don't feel so creepy anymore :(

YOU GOTTA RUB ME THE RIGHT WAY...

makes me wanna use condoms, and seriously who really
wants to use condoms?! thought so.



don't forget to go to http://superfad.com/player.php?project=251&item=566
to see the outtakes.


Thanks Jeannie <3

CHIP-SET SAYS: THIS IS AWKWARD!!

But somehow not as awkward as this!!



I feel like I kinda need them in my life, but before I could purchase
them, I felt like I needed to se what they looked like on..lucky
this dude already tried em on for me. They're out of stock. WTF.



OH YOU ORIENTALS!! TRICKING US ALL. Man sometime's being asian kicks ass!
Especially when you can sell food and not give a fuck what it's made of haha!




I don't really know what flench flies are,
but perhaps they are to be eaten with one peanut?

Small salad it is.




I hope they're not charging me extra for the special sesame method,
or the DELUXE face powder. And they better be hooking me up with
the extra SO ON if they are.


...-_-

IT"S WEDNESDAY LET'S LAUGH!

via Antonellis

SILENCE!!

The Ultimate Fart Silencer



The “Fart Silencer” is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely open
and the other end having numerous smaller holes in it. Users are instructed to
insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming.
This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce.

Users are also instructed to spray a cotton ball with their favorite perfume and
put it into the “Fart Silencer” to eliminate any unwanted odor that might occur.

via weirdasianews

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looks like a popsicle stick or something. though i wouldn't advise putting anything in your mouth
after it's touched an anus. i can only think about the many other great uses for this product!

my imagination runs wild...

LOVE WILL TEAR US APART

So like shit, we got some new hotties for you that just turned 18! Well, more like, a hottie?
Doctors said they wouldn't make it, but check it, these chicks is making it happen!



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TEENAGERS Abigail and Brittany Hensel prove that twins CAN share a body and live an active and happy life.
By LYNSEY HAYWOOD

They have even passed their driving test with each sister using one arm to control the steering wheel.

The 18-year-old dicephalus twins have two spines, which join at the pelvis, two hearts and stomachs, three kidneys, two gall bladders and four lungs.

But they share one liver and ribcage and a nervous system. Below the waist all organs including intestines, bladder and reproductive organs are shared. Each twin controls one side of the body and they can play the piano, swim, ride a bike and take part in sports. The Hensels, born on March 7, 1990, in Minnesota, are thought to be one of only four sets of dicephalus twins ever to survive into teen years. Doctors warned their parents, nurse Patty and carpenter Mike, they were unlikely to survive their first night.

Only one set of twins in every 40,000 is born connected in some way and only one per cent of these survive beyond the first year. Doctors are worried that Abigail and Brittany will eventually suffer heart or other organ defects.

But none has shown so far and the twins even hope to marry one day.

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so like is that a threesome? or like, what if you hate her sister?! shit is confusin as hell!

OKOKOK...WE DO CARE ABOUT YOU FOREIGNERS...

CLICK LINK BELOW FOR MORE INFO:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/7822794.stm

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Since the U.S. wants to make it pretty fuckin impossible for you to visit our great redneck country,
we thought we'd be a good blog today and let you guys know you gotta fill out this fucking online form
in order to see our fucking statue of liberty. That way, you don't look like the jackass with a boner in
gym class when you get to the airport, and they give you a accusatory terrorist look and say:

"Hey Jackass with boner! You forgot to fill out the form that no one in the world knows about!"

"ARE YOU HUNGRY?!"

thanks Danny.

"EWW, LIKE OMG IT'S LIKE SO GROSS!"

hahahaha....i dont know whats funnier, the eyeball, the mouse, the wiggling worm, or the chick.

UMMMM....HMMMM..

well, not a bad idea right?




hmm. jenna is like, totally, like stepping up her game. like, not really.

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/MADCREEPY

MANAGEMENT MUTHAFUCKA!!

TITS.

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lindsey

ANFEJWNHFGBNRKGJNSROUFHN

fucking hot.

sit aewjnfwjeng on jsfhgsjdf my slkajfgjwe face.


lol

JUST HANGING OUT.

if you havent heard and laughed already...


An unfortunate skier at a ritzy Colorado resort found himself unintentionally flashing the world after he got tangled in a ski lift and ended hanging upside down with his trousers round his ankles. According to reports, the unidentified man and a child boarded the Skyline Express lift at the luxury Blue Sky Basin resort at Vail last week expecting a swift ride up the mountain.

But because the chairlift's seat was not in the correct position, as the man got on, he slipped through a gap between the chair and the seat back. His ski boot and ski became lodged in the lift, preventing him from falling. But as he slid, his trousers and underwear became caught and were pulled down, exposing him to tourists at the crowded ski resort, some of whom took pictures of the helpless dangling figure.

Photographs of the man's Jan 2 ordeal ended up on the website The Smoking Gun. The pictures show the child sitting next to him on the lift. It took about 15 minutes before resort staff were able to reverse the lift and free the skier, who had been trapped hanging 20 feet about the ground, The Smoking Gun reported.
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15 FUCKING MINUTES!

hahahahhahahaha
this is why i don't ski or none of that snow related shit. i bet you the maintenance dudes planned a prank, be like "let's see which muthafucka is gonna fall through the lift chair?!" classic.



it's cold! (THANKS BRIAN YOU LIL BITCH)

YUMMY.

VERY SIMPLE!

I'm trynna get more paper dawg!! help me out!!!



"no jokes~!"

BACK TO AFRICA!!

BERLIN (Reuters) - Three German children aged five, six and seven who said they were fed up with cold weather at home set off on a voyage to Africa but only got as far as the local train station, police said on Monday.

The boy and the older girl were planning to get married in Africa and brought the girl's five-year-old sister along as a witness. They left their home in the city of Hanover, which they shared with the boy's father and the girls' mother, early on New Year's Day as their parents slept.

"The children wanted to do something really special for the New Year," said police spokesman Holger Jureczko. "They had it all planned out. They had three suitcases, filled with food, swimming costumes, a lilo and even sunglasses."

He said they took a tram to the central station and were about to board a train to the airport when police stopped them.

"They said they wanted to go to Africa 'because it's so nice and warm there'," Jureczko said. The boy had once been to Italy and convinced the girl that Africa would be even warmer, he said.

The police told the trio that it would be difficult to get to Africa without money or tickets and instead gave them a tour of the police station before handing them over to their parents.

(Reporting by Anna Brooke; editing by Sophie Hardach)



hahahhahahhaha WHAT?!

DON'T BE SO NOSEY!

Haha, streetwear could use some innovation too.

CREEP STREET DIVINE IN 2009!!

Currently listening to:


Hola bitches and bitchasses. Happy New Year. Yes, Happy fucking new year. I'm always curious to see how many bottles of champagne are sold on new years eve. Not sparkling wine you ghetto fucks, champagne!

AAO: New Year's Eve Champagne Corks May Send Many To Hospitals
More Than 1,500 Eye Injuries To Arise From Champagne Corks

...

According to the American Academy of Ophthalmology, 1,500 Americans suffer cork-related eye injuries each year, many of which occur between Christmas and New Years. Warm bottles of champagne and poor technique in removing the cork can result in serious, blinding eye injuries. Simple precautions can be taken to greatly reduce the risk of injury...



STUPID.



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I hope all of you on the east coast didn't get fuckin snowed in and freeze to death. Those in cali, well fuck those in cali you guys wear north faces in 60 degree weather! ;) Can't hate, if we have half the fires and earthquakes...

So here's to the end of 2008 and a whole plethora of the stupid shit we've done, found, and of course people we love. Shall we take over 2009? yes please. So get your genitals checked out and get creepy!
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SO HERE'S TO THE CREEP STREET BEST OF 08!!!


BEST PETS!







BEST COUPLE!! (fuck brangelina & all that shit.)


BEST DENTAL CARE PLAN!!


BEST MODELS!!





BEST GIRLFRIEND!!


BEST IN THE GIRL'S BATHROOM SHOT!


BEST 'OH SHIT' MOMENT!!


BEST WORKOUT INSPIRATION!!


BEST FRIENDS!



BEST JACKET!


BEST SHOE!


BEST CUPS!


BEST HAT!


BEST DVD MOVIE!


BEST CAKE!


BEST MARINADE!


BEST PARKING SPOT!


BEST SAUCE!


BEST VACATION SPOT!


BEST BREAKFAST!


BEST PLANT!


BEST TOY!


BEST CALENDAR!


BEST TATTOOS!



BEST ACCESSORY!


BEST BAND! The World We Knew




BEST STORE! Unheard Of - Cincinatti


BEST FINANCIAL ADVICE!


CREEP STREET SALE STILL GOIN ON & STRONG!! STAY EPIC.

OH YEA, BEST VIDEO:


<3B-ronasaurus-Sex.