Tuesday, July 28, 2009

EeWwwwWW...



SAN ANTONIO — The scene was so gruesome investigators could barely speak: A 3 1/2-week-old boy lay dismembered in the bedroom of a single-story house, three of his tiny toes chewed off, his face torn away, his head severed and his brains ripped out.

"At this particular scene you could have heard a pin drop," San Antonio Police Chief William McManus said Monday. "No one was speaking. It was about as somber as it could have been."

Officers called to the home early Sunday found the boy's mother, Otty Sanchez, sitting on the couch with a self-inflicted wound to her chest and her throat partially slashed, screaming "I killed my baby! I killed my baby!" police said. She told officers the devil made her do it, police said.

Sanchez, 33, apparently ate the child's brain and some other body parts before stabbing herself, McManus said.

"It's too heinous for me to describe it any further," McManus told reporters.

Sanchez is charged with capital murder in the death of her son, Scott Wesley Buccholtz-Sanchez. She was being treated Monday at a hospital, and was being held on $1 million bail.

The slaying occurred a week after the child's father moved out, McManus said. Otty Sanchez's sister and her sister's two children, ages 5 and 7, were in the house, but none were harmed. Police said Sanchez did not have an attorney, and they declined to identify family members.



eeeEwwwWWwwww

Chip-Set: Speechless

If Creep Street made a movie, it would most likely look a little something like this..

Thursday, July 23, 2009

SHADY WEEKENDS!

Back to NYC yerrrrppp. I owe ya'll like 3 photo posts right?!
Don't worry once I redo the site shit will bangin son!



But for now just a quick shout out to our grimey cousins out west.
After all, it is a sunny place for shady people. Make sure you cop
the realness (but not mine you biter lol).













PUT SOME CRAP ON YO FACE!

JORDAN GOES HARD!



hahaha

Saturday, July 18, 2009

OH HELL YEAH!

THE CREEPS COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER!!




I strongly encourage you to check out our fellow creepers
at HELL YEAH MAGAZINE run by the very fine TASH!






ART, FASHION, MUSIC and shit you should fucking know about
all in one fucking place. Help push their movement & stay filthy bitches!!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

YOU KINDA NEED TO WATCH ALL OF THESE...

via Huffington Post



1) The Tiddy Bear -- Yes, this is a real product, we called and ordered one. It's a seat-belt cover in the shape of a teddy bear that snuggles in between women's breasts to avoid chafing and has the unfortunately hilarious name "tiddy."




WATCH:






2) Kush Support -- A boob separator for women who like to sleep on their sides but don't like their breasts touching. It's so unreasonably phallic we just don't know what to say.




WATCH:





3) Ayd's Appetite Suppressant Candy -- Um, yeah, so under the Ayd's plan you eat less...is that because you're dying? This unfortunately named diet pill-disguised-as-candy was surely a hit in the disease-free 80s.




WATCH:







4) Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask -- It's like doing sit-ups for your face, only instead of doing something healthy you're electrocuting yourself while dressed as a serial killer.




WATCH:







5) The Comfort Wipe -- It took us a while to figure out what this was because of the number of inane euphemisms the ad uses, but now we get it: it's an arm extender so you can wipe yourself without touching toilet paper. As they say in the ad, "Think about it, toilet paper is REALLY disgusting."





WATCH:







6) Ahhh: Toilet Paper Foam Moistener -- Another butt related product, this foam makes your "ordinary toilet paper extraordinary." My toilet paper is going to get a complex! It's ok, just the way it is!




WATCH:








7) Facial Flex -- Is your face slacking off? Do you not look terrifying naturally? Then the facial flex is for you! This face stretching device is meant to tighten granny's face, but can probably also be used for all your S&M needs.




WATCH:







8) Bumpits: Hair Volumizing Inserts -- As we all know, hair in America just isn't big enough, and that's why Bumpits are so important. They give you that extra classy look that comes from creating a ginormous poof on top of your head. As they say in the infomercial, "It's so fun to bump a pony."





WATCH:







9) AromaTrim -- You know what else stops you from eating when you snort it? Cocaine.




WATCH:








LOL

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

LIFE IS SHORT.



TWO hookers were being quizzed last night after a pair of wrestling MIDGETS died in a sex party - plunging an entire country into mourning.

Pint-size grappler Alberto Jimenez, 35, and his twin Alejandro - national heroes in Mexico - were drugged and robbed after picking up two tarts at a hotel. The thieving hookers are believed to have spiked their booze with eye drops to knock them out - but the dose was too much for their tiny frames.

The bodies of the 4ft 1in pair were found sprawled on their hotel room beds close to the Arena Mexico wrestling mecca - famed for its bouts between costumed midgets.

Grief-stricken fans yesterday paid their respects as Alberto - whose wrestling name was Little Death - was taken home in a coffin with the mask from his trademark skeleton costume on the lid. He was accompanied by his twin, known in the ring as Espectrito, whose casket also bore his mask. Tearful mini-wrestlers donned their own costumes to form a guard of honour.

Midget wrestlers are feted in Mexico where the sport remains huge after its popularity in other countries began to wane in the 1970s.

Witnesses at the cheap hotel told police how the twins chatted up the vice girls and whisked them to their room. The hookers were later seen scarpering. Cops confirmed the wrestlers' personal belongings had been taken.

via The Sun

Monday, July 13, 2009

FUCK I ALMOST FORGOT...



I guess I shoulda mentioned I bid on those MJ memorial tickets right?
Well fuck it bitch I'm rich!!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

TILA ON MAH TWITTER

YOU CAN BET THE CREEPS WAS ON THIS!
YOU SEEN IT HERE FIRST!!






LMFAO WE AINT SEE SHIT?!

wardrobe malfunction hahahha enjoy and follow us on twitter.com/creepstreet.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Thursday, July 09, 2009

CREEP STREET SHOT OF THE WEEK!

FUCK YES!

ID GRAB MOORE OF MANDY ANY DAY.

GET IT?! MORE...never fucking mind.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

CREEPS ALL DAY!!



YES!! This makes me nod in approval.

Sunday, July 05, 2009

HAHAHAHAHa



ELK GROVE, Calif. — A Northern California elementary school teacher sent her students home for the summer with a video of class memories, only the DVD included six seconds of her having sex on a couch.

Officials at the Elk Grove Unified School District asked families of the teacher's 24 students to get rid of the DVD after the unintended clip was found spliced in a scene where children were sharing stories in class.

"Just destroy them," said spokeswoman Torrey Johnson.

Johnson said the teacher, Crystal Defanti, sent the DVD home with her students from Isabelle Jackson Elementary on the last day of class Friday. She learned of the mistake after a parent called her. She then called all the parents to ask them to destroy the DVD.


Hope ya'll had a Happy 4th! Pics to cum!

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

LIFE IS LIKE A CIRCLE.



A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."