NO BLINKING!

YOU DEAD DAWG!!

"SNOOPY DIDN'T HAVE TO DIE:
DRUNK HUBBY KILLS WIFE'S BEAGLE"

A Bronx man heartlessly stabbed his newlywed wife's beloved beagle to death yesterday during a fit of rage after she walked out on him, police said. Brian McCafferty, 28, was arrested for stabbing Jerry, a beagle, at his Throgs Neck apartment at least once after getting into a heated argument with his wife Jeanine Tulimero.

McCafferty, a construction worker, had staggered home at about 4:45 a.m. after spending most of the night drinking with some friends, sources said. When he got home, an irate Tulimero confronted her husband, and the war of words escalated.
...
Jane Sadowsky, a downstairs neighbor who heard the fight, said she heard the dog "barking and yelping" moments after hearing a door slam. When Tulimero returned at about 5:45 a.m., she frantically started looking for Jerry.

"Where's my dog! Where's my dog!" Tulimero screamed, according to Sadowsky. She started yelling even louder after discovering the little pooch's bloody, limp body and frantically phoned her mother, then called 911, said Sadowsky.
Cops said McCafferty cut his hand during the attack and was taken to Jacobi Hospital.
...
"How could anyone do this to a tiny dog?" said Sadowsky. "He's a cute and friendly dog."
...
via NYPOST.

shit is...FUCKED UP!! Last time im going to Throgs Neck!

EPIC FAIL! I MEAN FALL!

SPEAKING OF WHICH...

hahahhahahaha

WHAT?! HALLOWEEN THIS WEEKEND? YOU NEED A "ORIGINAL* COSTUME?!

Wait, everyone already bought stuff at American Apparel?! 90's aerobic instructor? Wait you mean there's a difference between a 80's one? What?! Aerobics wasn't invented in the 70's? Hipsters die...

You mean you were a hooker angel and your bff was a hooker devil last year?! And black friend ...lemme guess wore something furry, purple, had a top hat and a cane?!

nono...you got beat up for cross dressing in the hood at 3am?!

Sheeit, tough times these are. Kids can't even go trick-or treating without getting shot the fuck up these days. But no need to worry, with these insanely bad or rad costumes, you'll either get shot before you get to the party (people will think it's fake blood no worries) or shot after (people will still think it's fake blood no worries). But at least you'll have fun. Creep Street proudly presents....

SOME IDEAS!!!

Usually to be somewhat politically incorrect (which we support all the way) or somewhat offensive, assuming a private part is always an easy answer-

Being a vagina is awesome. It's pretty much a given that EVERYONE will try to take a photo or try some uncreative group bullshit pic with you. Nevertheless both guys and girl will be rubbing you all night. Needless to say, this costume will NOT get you laid.



BUT CHECKIT - if you're too pussy! haha no pun intended, bring your best friend along!



BUT IF YOU REALLY WANNA STEP IT UP, Go for something process oriented, like the miracle of life itself! Unfortunately, this WILL get you laid. Only think is you might end up in some dumpster on Creep Street the next morning. Your baby will be fine.



ALRIGHT, you're too lazy and broke and just wanna be recognizable and call it a night. I got chu covered homey! You can make your own shitty costume and still have a great time! This is one of those times when you probably WILL get jumped on your way home.



OKOKOK, you really wanna fuck some people up right? You really wanna be a prick? Well, just make sure you're either the one throwing the party or you're prepared to fist fight mad peeps. If this is you're cup of tea, bring that candy corn cuz shit is gonna be flying!!



The younger you are usually the less trouble you'll get into with costumes like that. Or if you're Jewish. But Jews already have enough problems to face in life anyway...like rent control (oh tasteless...bite me! haha). But this is what Creep Street proudly condones as a happy medium to having a good time and still be able to reinvent 3 different costumes for all your parties this week, cuz NO ONE likes someone who wears the same shit twice in one week. NO, not even you you dirty fuck.

THIS ONE IS JUST DOPE:


JUST TRY SUMTHIN TYPICAL...and add a twist. Irony always wins.



but don't get me wrong. If any of you live in a college city like I do, it's a free pass for all chicks to look like sluts, and chances are they will be drunk as fuck. So if you're keen enough, just wear the same costume as their boyfriend, and when he's pissing, take her home and have her play another role in her costume.



It's dark, she'll never know.



Or just buy a buncha Creep Street shit and be the fuckin man of the party. YOU WILL GET LAID. HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHASSES. STAY POSTED FOR PARTY PICS! Shouts to my boy Ricky at bsrkr.blogspt.com!!

NOTHING CREEPY...BUT STILL PROPER.

Once in a while, I'll feel the need to show you quality things that a little better in taste. After all, I know you're definitely not going to like the next post, so enjoy this as a nice break.

SOMETHING FUNNY (AND KINDA HOMO BUT-!):


AND SOMEHTING POETIC:


HALLOWEEN PARTY PICTURES COMING SOON. FUCKIN HUGE TURNOUT OF CREEPSTERS & CREEPETTES. THANKS FOR GETTIN CRAZY SATURDAY NIGHT. SHOUTS TO KARMALOOP FAM OF COURSE. ONEOFF APPAREL WE LOVE YOU. YOU JUST MADE US WANT TO THROW AN EVEN BIGGER ONE NEXT YEAR!! STAY TUNED FOR PANTY SHOTS!

SHE LIKED IT!!

aww Kate Perry...

E-A-Z-Y does it!

Ain't nothing wrong with Doing the Wrong Thing!!
Peep our homey Eaze's Myspace - peep that single fools!

Eaze Up, Element and DoTcOm of LoKi Productions preform smash hit "Bottoms Up" at the 2008 Howard University Homecoming

THIS BITCH TOOK THE PLUNGE ALRIGHT!! HARHAR!!

BEST MAN FAIL
(as seen on failblog.org)


i know it's pretty self explanatory to have your best childhood friend (if they still exist) to be your best man...but umm make sure he's not a fuckin spaz.

hahhhahaha this is greatness.

IF CREEP STREET HAD A BEACH

It would be like this.



yes. props.

BACK FROM THE DEAD?!

So we was diggin in the crates and found a few left of your favorites!

• STREET TRASH!


• CHOPPING MALL!


• 4EVER CREEP!


Make sure you cop em while they last!! $20 PLUS free shipping! A lot of sizes have flew prior to this post good luck creepers!! Click here to shop the CREEP STREET BARGAIN BASEMENT!

And don't forget our current season by clicking here!
Fuck what ya heard, Creep Street is the word. Stay filthy fuckers.

THE CREEPY HERMAN SHOW!

Thanks Stephania

Get your Creepy Hermans before they sell out fools!!

SAY WHAT??!

NO YOU BE THERE!!

REGGIE TOLD ME TO POST THIS.

stop laughing.

now.

and Lisci told me to post this:



stop laughing.

now.

BREAK YOSELF FOOL!

hahhahaha nervous laughter + cringe.

SPERM FISH.

I can watch this shit for days.

Poissons vivant dans les abysses filmés pour la première fois

AND THE KEY TO A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS COMES DOWN TO ONE WORD.

WOW.

And how do you "wow" your consumer base? Well, I've been wanting to blog this for a while because of it's sheer comedic nature and well, it's effective marketing strategy. Though it's nothing new, it'll never get old. It's as fun as putting up a gay sex ad on craigslist for your best friend. Now get with it! Stupid!

I'm lucky my friends have nothing better to do than to surf ebay all day at work. The economy will be fine.
So what is she selling?!





The shirt of course! Fucking brilliant!

You can view her other auctioned items as well...she should pay me for this free endorsement, but her tits will do.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?MfcISAPICommand=ViewItem&item=200255241533#ebayphotohosting
go click before it's gone!!

alright enough boys. settle down. now who's being immature?!!

Happy Friday bitches. No go figure out what you're gonna be for Halloween you stupid loser.

AND I THOUGHT STREETWEAR WAS RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS...

Oh Missouri! cheer up guys, at least you made the news with this billboard! (just kidding we love missouri. sort of.)

I mean, like, fuck voting Democrat if you like McCain, but just look at the people who are supporting him! lol (im just kidding i love McCain. not reallly).
That's what they said about Creep Street! The only difference is, our supporters are rad, and we're fucking amazing! No seriously, her name is Amazing, and I'm fucking her.

Now although Creep Street does not condone any political activity except when it comes to legalizing prostitution, we really don't want to push any political opinions either...OH FUCK IT - Do the right thing (oh the irony) and OBAMA it out in 08. Do it.

Man making kebabs next to corpse...

LONDON (Reuters) - A man discovered making kebabs near a corpse has been banned from managing food businesses and fined 3,800 pounds, Wolverhampton City Council said Tuesday.

Jaswinder Singh, 45, was found by police making kebabs at Pappu Sweet Center and Catering in Wolverhampton in August in a kitchen where a dead man was lying on a sofa. As well the corpse, the policeman discovered another man smoking and spitting repeatedly on the floor, while in a room near the kitchen, a defrosting chicken, oozing blood and juices, was covered with flies.


(YUMMY)
Environmental health officers had visited the shop over a number of months previously where they had warned Singh to improve his food hygiene standards after finding rat droppings as well as a dead rat beneath a pot...

Kinda reminds me of:


(so romantic...)

TATTOO OF THE DAY:

CLEVER or NEVER?

Too bad it's gonna look like a rhino when she's 50. But hey, I'd do her! When's she's 50.

what?

BABY LET ME SHOW YOU DOW TO DO THIS -

YOU GOTTA MOVE THIS!



This is Mel.

Mel likes boys.

Boys like Mel.

She studies Neuroscience and shit.

She's switching over to Psychology cause she wants to figure out how to control men.

Mel like Creep Street.

Creep Street likes Mel. and watching her take large dumps.

SHAKE THAT BODY FOR ME!

I JUST NOTICED...

That in the beginning of Coming to America...



that there were fucking tits in the beginning of the movie!!!
Okay, that's the end of my story. I knew FOX was hiding something when I was little...
-_-

!

YOU SHOULD WEAR CREEP STREET BECAUSE.

Fellow Creep Street first lady Chip randomly was passed this amazing discovery.

NFL players appreciate us!



Which means:

1. We're officially the shit.
2. We are down with Larry Johnson.
3. We match your clothes nicely.
4. You will get a hot girlfriend by wearing Creep Street.
5. Kansas City will treat you like Jesus.

CREEP SKATE PART DEUCE.

His name is Erik.

He likes pizza.

He is single.

So ladies -

But only cause he'd rather spend his time cutting bonsai trees in the shape of ramps.

YOUR SEX OFFENDER OF THE DAY:

YOUR TATTOO OF THE DAY:

WHO'S THE BOSS?!

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Almost half of U.S. workers do not respect their boss and only half believe they are competent, according to an online survey released on Friday.


© Thomson Reuters 2008 All rights reserved.

Love,

NSFW

Your picture for the day. But boy I'll miss my backyard summer pool parties...

I know - Fucking random.




But fuckin' GREAT!

OH MONDAYS....

are so boring. I'm fucking tired. Who sleeps well Sunday nights seriously? It's impossible. You can't sleep at 4am Saturday morning, wake up at 1pm the next day and expect to fall asleep by 12am. It's ridiculous. But here's something to get your week going, cuz honestly, I am sitting here, our piece of shit printer is jammed, and needing a fucking nap.


you go boy.

MASTER OF PULLOUT!

Thanks to Luke & Vanessa for their late night entertainment, ahem* I mean edumacation.




someone shoulda told her daughter!!! oHHHhhhHhh!!

EPIC FAIL.

haha

DAMN SKIPPY!

PEANU BUTTER ATTACK!
H.S. student charged with assault on severely allergic classmate

OCTOBER 2--A Washington man is facing an assault charge for allegedly smearing peanut butter on the forehead of a fellow student who is severely allergic to peanuts. Joshua Hickson, 19, slathered on the peanut butter after he learned of the victim's allergy while both were at lunch last month in Wenatchee High School. According to a Wenatchee Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find below, Hickson took a peanut butter and jelly sandwich from another student and twice "wiped some of the inside contents" on the forehead of the victim, who did not suffer an allergic reaction as a result of the September 8 incident. When interviewed by police, Hickson admitted smearing the peanut butter on his classmate, but "claimed that he didn't think anything would happen." As first reported by the Wenatchee World, Officer Steve Evitt noted in his report that the "incident turned out to be fairly innocuous, but could have been fatal." If convicted of the misdemeanor charge Hickson faces a maximum of one year in jail and a $5000 fine.

IF THAT BITCH PALIN WINKS AT ME ONE MORE TIME...

I'm gonn have to be like britney and...



HIT THAT BABY ONE MORE TIME!!

----Now boys and girls. Have you picked up your Creep Street gear lately??!! We have already sold out in a few sizes so stop whinig about it and get while you can. And dont just fuckin ask about making more cuz I aint fuckin whodini and shit dont work like that son! We will be restocking on Karmaloop as well so hop on that shit son. What are your plans today since its Friday and Americans have a fascintation with weekends because we are all lazy fucks!

THings to get your dick hard and your coochie drippin:

1. New Stickers
2. New buttons
3. Re-introduction of our popular DTWT Crew neck, get ready this Holiday!
4. And some other goodies that will make you be like, what? I need to get on my Creep steez before ya'll fucks vote another Republican into office and look po' because the economy has gone to shit.

Who needs gas when you can skate?! Wait, I need to get TO the skate park...ahem* yo let me cop a ride??!

here's your video for the day. This is how I feel about politics these days...

IZ WE DAT POLITICAL?!

This shit made me giggle with glee!

Click to enlarge.




read em n weep!!!!

"LOL"

SQUEEZE ME!

Who needs stress when you got titties to squeeze on. Do not put in mouth, may cause choking in minors.

MACRODACTYLICS

Macrodactylics

"Macrodactylics are people (most commonly males) afflicted with a condition called macrodactyly, which, in __LongTerm__ terms, means __LongTerm__ state of having abnormally large __LongTerm__ In most cases, only one finger is __LongTerm__ the index finger. Surgical treatment is complex and sometimes, amputation is the only solution.

Several theories exist about the cause of macrodactyly. Some believe that the condition is due to an abnormal nerve supply to the affected digit while others blame an abnormality in the blood vessels and blood supply in the area. Although neither theory has been proven, evidence suggests that nerves have some control over the growth of tissue.

Although it occurs at birth, macrodactyly is not an inherited condition. It can occur in association with neurofibromatosis and vascular malformations. Children with multiple echondromatosis, Maffuci syndrome and tuberous sclerosis can have enlarged fingers, as well. "