APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!

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Currently hanging with my bros:


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Why hello kids. This is the time to remember, cuz it will not last forever...Who here remembers that song? Please raise your hands! Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up? Actually sit the fuck down cause I gotta story to tell. Well not really, but listen anyway.

It's Spring again...(Thanks BIZ MARKIE) But what that really means on the east coast is that our weather is still perpetualy fucked. I mean you get a break, like it's gonna be 70 fuckin degrees today, but its gonna rain...and then its gonna drop 30 degrees by the end of this week. How's a nigga supposed to skate! I mean I know I'm pretty horrible (ask ANY of my friends) but still, how's a nigga supposed to skate?!



Okay maybe not THAT bad.

But check it. I've been discovering a lot of things lately. I mean a bit introspectiveness because of the new season, but mostly because I've been finding out all this crazy shit that's rockin my fuckin mind. For example, any reasonable 80s kid thats rad had seen Fright Night...so you probably remember this dude:

"BReWWwwSTerRRrRr!!"

And guess what the fuck he's doin now?!

Gotta make money the hard way I guess. no homo. BUT FUCK MAN THIS SUCKS.

And here's some more wonderful discoveries...those damn Japanese...Like seriously, what the fuck.





OH YEA and tell us all about the fucked up pranks you pulled today that will potentially get you fucked in the ass by an inmate. Thanks.

Spring Cleaning! LAdies...come on now...do it for the kids.


hahahahah OH yea, Go watch 'MOMENT OF TRUTH" tomorrow night. fucking hilarious.


love you. feel you. Oh yea, and cop these, my latest purchase!



<3B-Ron the fuckin Don!

YOU GOT SERVED!!

Dear Diary,

I did not just get owned on public television.

SPRING ALREADY?!

A teaser before my epic post...

HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN!

if you haven't seen Planet Terror;
A. You're not really down with Creep Street.
B. Eating fists is in your future.

in other words, watch that shit, like YESTERDAY!!!

also, peep the realness

HUMP DAY HAHA!

Special SHout out to EMMURE! Peep the realness.


Not a star yet, but this is how I party these days...

"THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE!"

An American woman's body had became attached to her boyfriend's toilet after she sat on it for two years, police in Kansas said.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," said Bryan Whipple, the sheriff of Ness County.

Doctors had to remove the toilet seat from the woman's body It appeared the 35-year-old woman's skin had grown around the toilet seat, he added. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

(FUCKING GROSS)

The woman initially refused emergency medical care but her boyfriend, 36, and police officers finally convinced her to go to hospital. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Mr Whipple said. "The hospital removed it." The county attorney still has to decide whether any charges should be brought against the boyfriend.

The man told investigators that he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

(WHAT A GUY!)

"And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow'," Mr Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

(WHO WOULD?!)

The house in Ness City had a second bathroom that he could use.

On Feb 27, the boyfriend called police to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend", Mr Whipple said, adding that the man never explained why it took him two years to pick up the phone.Officers found the woman sitting on the toilet - fully clothed, except for her tracksuit bottoms pulled down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented" and her legs looked like they had atrophied, the sheriff said. "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave." She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles away, where she is in a fair condition.

However, the woman has since refused to speak to police. Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.Police have declined to name the couple, but the house is listed as the residence of Kory McFarren. His home phone went unanswered.

James Ellis, a neighbour, said the woman's mother died at a young age and she was apparently mostly kept inside the house where she grew up.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Mr Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

I bet you it looked like one of these:



WOW.



yayuh fuckers. thursday means its friday tomorrow. slap a ho.

peace,
B-Ris

NOT LABELED FOR INDIVIDUAL SALE.

A midget once told me that life is short.




Thanks Jon, for this....
-B-Sex.

Feed the Sharks.

Check out this video: Shark eat shark world...





Cuz sharks are cool. And sharks eating sharks are cool. And sharks that are being eaten that are still alive are even cooler. Plus I haven't been to a aquarium in a while so this is pretty fucking cool. ok thank you come again. nothing to see here.

Salad eatin' bitches.

Ghetto Gourmet w/ Coolio.



I got a salad that'll get those panties right off