Saturday, December 27, 2008

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS FROM CREEP STREET!!



To those of you celebrating Xmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukkah, Kanye, whatever the fuck,
stop causing traffic and stay the fuck home. Creep Street wishes all you bitches
a super rad New Year! Make 2009 the beginning of the filthiest takeover of all time -

THE CREEP STREET TAKEOVER!

I hope you all get some weird shit like this:



Oh yea, and mad shit is on sale, and you get a buncha dope stickers and shit,
so hit up our ONLINE CHOP SHOP. Don't be an asshole.



AND - to all our gore whores out there - make sure you visit WWW.FEARZONE.COM cuz we're doing this awesome SLIME CITY T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY with who else other than legendary director Greg Lamberson,
Mr. Slime City himself!

Basically he said: "you better hook up my goons with mad slime city shirts,
or imma put some of that toxic yogurt up your asses." I told him not to threaten
me with a good time, and now, we officially rule.



Stay Warm and Creepy.

love,
Boris

Thursday, December 18, 2008

WHAT?! YOU HAVE A SICK MIND...

HAPPY THURSDAY!



Watch the crazies this holiday, cuz they'll fuck cops up too.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

GET SMART!

Alright this one is on behalf of my infamous fam back in NYC. If any of you know what the fuck is up, then you are down with the SMART CREW. They keep it gritty just like us, but for the holidays, instead of taking like us, they are giving. AwWww~~ So peep the realness, yo.



SMART CREW CARES!

Graffiti gives back to NYC this Holiday Season!

New York, NY, December 1, 2008 – Who said graffiti could only have a negative affect on the community? This Holiday Season, the Smart Crew is proud to announce the commencement of a special new holiday tradition through the launch of SMART CREW CARES, a creative, multi-faceted campaign designed to give back to New York City. In the spirit of giving and receiving essential to the holiday season, the Smart Crew has set up dozens of “Donation/Redemption Centers” throughout the five boroughs in an effort to provide members of the New York City community with indispensable items that they will cherish forever (or just have temporary fun with.)



From Dec 1, 2008—Jan 3, 2009, everyone is encouraged to donate (anything that someone else may want) to these boxes. Donatable items can include anything from canned goods to new skis (Please, no garbage). Those in need can redeem gifts donated to the Centers with a limited edition SMART CREW CARES voucher/postcard (cards seen on website: http://www.smartcrewcares.com). These cards will be randomly distributed for free throughout the city so keep an eye out for them (one gift per voucher please; don’t be greedy.) To kick off the program, Smart Crew has donated many items including brand new PS2 games, MINT condition Ralph Lauren clothing, Presto white out pens, “Idiot’s Guide to Investing in Stocks,” Brooklyn Brewery beer tokens, NYPD shot glasses, 2009 Day Planners, Dutchmasters, Phillies, Smart Crew t-shirts, Stickers, Fat Caps, canned food, and much more!


The one-of-a-kind, postcard/vouchers, may also be used as mail-able gifts for friends and family—You can even collect or eBay these limited edition cards for extra cash. Smart Crew is aware that times are tough in this recession, and wants to help all those who are not as fortunate. The SMART CREW CARES program ends January 3, 2009. All items remaining in the drop boxes will be donated to a charity of our choice. In the spirit of the Holidays, please donate to SMART CREW CARES today!

For more information about the SMART CREW CARES program and a complete list of Donation/Redemption Center hours and locations, please visit the SMART CREW CARES website: http://www.smartcrewcares.com



classic.

*BONUS* And they even got mad creepy, just for us!! fuck. yes.







Tuesday, December 16, 2008

MEET YOUR MEAT.



you'd think people would feed the starving. hahahahaa fuckit.

Monday, December 15, 2008

CREEP STREET REFLEX!!!


via Hightower the Hitman.

Happy Mondays. Motherfucka is quick. hahahaha totally made my week.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

THEY"RE HEREEE!!!




JUST IN TIME FOR THE MUTHAFUCKIN HOLIDAY!!





1. USA DECAY TEES & PULLOVER HOODIES ARE HERE!!


Exclusively on WWW.KARMALOOP.COM & other fine retailers!


2. DO THE WRONG THING CREW NECKS ARE BACK FOR THE HOLIDAY!!


MAKE SURE YOU PEEP OUR ONLINE CHOPSHOP TO STAY WARM & CREEPY!


3. THAT'S RIGHT!! ALL LAST SEASON ON SALE!!


4. FURTHER MARK DOWNS IN THE BARGAIN BIN!!


5. NEW CREEP STREET STICKERS!!! FREE STICKERS WITH EVERY PURCHASE BITCHES!!


6. CHECK HTTP://CREEPSTREET.BLOGSPOT.COM ON THE DILLY DAILY TO DECREASE YOUR IQ!


7. GET ALL YOUR RAD FRIENDS TO ADD US ON WWW.MYSPACE.COM/MADCREEPY!!


8. GET ALL YOUR RADDER FRIENDS TO JOIN OUR FACEBOOK GROUP!!


9. MERRY KWANZAA + HAPPY CHRISTMAS!! SEE YOU IN 2009!


10. NOW GO COP SOME SHIT! GET THAT MISTLETOE AND KISS THAT HO! HO! HO!

Friday, December 12, 2008

OH LIFE...



Happy friday bitches.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

EWWWW...

okokok so im probably going to hell for this, but i can only imagine all the horrible things i've done, and this, well seems kind of...not so bad.

So I walk into a popular 'shop' seeing all my homies crowding around the computer squealing like bitches. Thank god for photoshop. I'm sorry to rain on yo parade fellas, but umm ur favorie dope shorty, ...actually ain't so dope! hahaha lmfao.


click to enlarge

yep im going to hell...but this is CREEP STREET BITCHES! What the fuck did you expect?

so umm i would love to hear all your thoughts, and well, what you think it is! don't be shy...

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

GO GO GO!!



I was so inclined (thanks Paulina) for a quick reminiscence of the past...when shit was just fuckin corny retarded and still - dope as fuckKKk!!! I also recommend watching "COOL AS ICE" perhaps Vanilla Ice's only notable acting gig, where well, thanks to Chip will remain in my top 5 movies rad kids have to watch.



Fuck man it even matches our Creep Street colors!!

Need I say more?! sheeitt...

YOU 4 EYED FREAK!!

Soon I'm going to have a nice little farm of little 2 headed creepster pets.

DOE BOY FRESH!

WHERE CROISSANTS COME FROM...



Thanks Cheryl for wasting 10 seconds of my life.

Monday, December 08, 2008

Saturday, December 06, 2008

FOR ALL OUR FUCKIN FIXIES + BOSTONIONS...

and fuck it if you like to party up in general the right way:

TOMORROW SUNDAY DECEMBER 7th, 2008!



Hit up the afterparty at Middlesex in Cambridge (this town sounds English I know), there WILL be beer & bitches. 18+ to let you lil creeps in!

A fellow creep of mine is opening one of the illest bike shops in town, so please do stay posted if you want to know what the fuck is up –

WWW.OPENBICYCLE.COM

You crazy fucks, taking over every city with your stupid fancy bikes, dumb import frames and 500 dollar rims. stop clipping mirrors and stealing hot bitches. Fuck you, I still got my Huffy!

Friday, December 05, 2008

I LOVE SPAM.

no not that pink meat that korean's can;t live without.



wait, what??!



wait was that we used to eat? oh yea, pussy.

Thursday, December 04, 2008

HORSEX!!

via www.telegraph.co.uk

Leeroy Le Gallais, 46, broke into the animal's stable on two separate occasions to perform sex acts on the terrified animal.
During his first attack he used a bucket to stand behind the horse, called Calico, but was caught after leaving his underwear at the scene...

...He told the court: "I had a few beers, I went to the stable and interfered with the horse."
Le Gallais said his second attack came after he ate in a restaurant and drank a few glasses of red wine before visiting a bar.
He had intended to go home but ended up at the stable where he 'played around' with the horse...He told the court: "Maybe I had a little bit of an urge or something. I mean, like a sexual, a sexual thing, I suppose you could call it that."

Sentencing him to three years, Judge Russell Finch, said Le Gallais was not of previous good character and the probation order breach was an aggravating factor. A five-year probation period was also imposed from the time of his release.


whatever you guys are into nah mean?!

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

YOU 2 FACED MOTHERFUCKER!!

I don't know man, but I kinda want one. Creep Street™ exclusive ya'll!!



"That tiger didn't go crazy, that toger went tiger!"

Tuesday, December 02, 2008