LA PALABRA DEL DIA:

Today's word of the day is: Omelette

Let's use it in a sentence, shall we:

I shoulda slapped da shit out yo ass for what you did, but omelette that shit slide!..



VIA HIGHTOWER THE HITMAN

It's hard to be a Bad Boy in orange county.

So I think I'm going to venture into the foray of youtube personalities & start a series based around being the quintessential bad boy. I mean.. I've got the 'stashe, I ride a motorcycle (er..scooter) rock a leather jacket, have tattoos, & even had a mean looking rat tail for a hot minute. basically everything your mother told you to stay away from. So the for the show would be to go to these nice wealthy well to do parts of southern california (where I already feel like I don't belong) and just take it to that level of a modern day bad boy just tiring to live.

This idea came to me while I was hanging out with a buddy of mine who happens to live in the OC. He took me to this gnarly outdoor mall that had all this wild shit.. synchronized water fountains, fancy smanchy benches & sculptures, cobblestone steps with water surrounding you with real koi fishes swimming around & a million stores that I could never afford to buy anything in.. I couldn't help but think to myself, "Where's the fucking Arbys, or food court for that matter?" I'm sure they had some Wolfgang Fuck gourmet bullshit, but what about the fuckin' WORKIN MAN?! I don't know anyone who's shining that hard.

So after that, we went to Huntington Beach, aka Surf City. It's a nice looking place, all of southern California is for the most part, it's really beautiful. I'm just not feeling the people there. To better explain this I've dug up some visuals to help you understand.
(fellow east coasters, I am not exaggerating - people are really like this out here)

DUDES

This is your typical So Cal OC dude. Surf jock type, who's into Pennywise & likes Ultimate fighting stuff. Either has tribal tattos or shitty black & grey prison type shit. They're also into driving shit like this

They usually have some shitty huge decals in the back window like Famous stars & strap-ons or DC or (insert generic BRO brand here)


CHICKS

blonde, dumb, too much makeup, dress like retards.
this shit makes me ILL. where are all the rad chicks.

There's also mad people into looking like a fucking greaser out here.. what the shit is that all about? it's 2008 dipshits, classic cars are for old dudes who hangout at the VFW. you guys are wack.

getta LIFE!!!


One thing I noticed the other day was this bro-tard jock walking up and down the boardwalk with these 2 pitbull puppies & he was trappin mad fur with it.


So I was thinking how can I do that.. without getting a vicious dog that's trained to fight & is now banned in Canada... something that wouldn't grow up to eat me..

so I'm thinkin of gettin' me some adorable bunnies to walk around on some leashes. What girl's not gonna go bananas when they see peter cottontail hoppin' along being official as fuck.


so in closing, stay tuned for "It's hard to be a Bad Boy while walking your adorable bunnies in orange county."

AYOoOo....I'M TIRED OF USING TECHNOLOGYyyYy...

BEFORE...


AFTER...


TADA!!



Happy Friday dickheads.

-B-Ronasaurus Sex.

WOW.

YOU ALL NEED TO SEE THIS!

CLICK ME! LMFAO

SHIT SON...JUST WHEN I THOUGHT...

XX
B-Ran your mom's carpet.

CROCODILE HUNTER'S SON BITTEN BY SNAKE.

"Four-year-old Robert Irwin takes after his dad."

I need to get me one of these

fuck what you heard this is the rEall frosted grizzle fa shizzzLElee!


via Chris Poperandi

We got my main man Holland's bday coming up, and Theresa's leaving for San Diego. Looks like a fucking wretched weekend. Thank god for President's Day~~how ironic! woOoooo

it's fucking Friday. Do you know where your kids are?
<3B-Ro the He-Ro

DAyaAMMMAMamMAMMM

Stolen Jesus & the weiner poopie

Jan Terri for Creep Street™ stay tuned.

بی وڈلی وڈ (Bolly-Hood)

so amazing. If you don't know - now ya know.





some say I'm a butter head.

hey buy your lady a XXL Creep Street shirt for valentines day. She'll love you long time.

SUPER SIZE ME!!

Dear Diary,

I remember a girl named Brooke in elementary school. I had the biggest crush on her. Popular, even cut bangs, a shitty attitude, white, someone I can call my wife. She was the first to develop huge tits at an early age. This got her a lot of attention. So we all just told her to jump and down. I didn't really know why. Chicks got jealous and would say she stuffed her bra. I guess everyone was just hoping that her tits were fake. I worked with her at the library. That's when I said to myself, fuck the tits (no pun intended) I'm going to try and get to know this girl deep down inside (no pun intended). She was actually pretty rad. We discussed dating, well her dating, and she would tell me how she's been dating since the 4th grade. And if you can only think what dating meant in current terms, you can only imagine what my lil cHinky eyes looked like. Think DATA from the goonies everytime he had an awesome idea. I had even more of a bomb ass crush on Brooke since. I wonder what she's doing now. Rumors were she had to get her boobies downgraded. I think this chick should too. Sometimes in life, less is more. Sometimes.







Hmmm...i think I just puked in my mouth a little bit. But I have to admit. I am kinda turned on.

Yours Truly,
B-Ronasaurus Sex*

OH YEA and our new CREEP STREET site of the day!

FREAKSonMYSPACE.com


**Via Hightower the Hitman!!
if you don't spit just swallow!

creep material

give this one a minute.. totally worth it

Facial hair.

I'm sick of people giving me shit for my fuckin' stache. this is the most legit shit I've done with myself in qhite a long time.. Just trin' to show the world I truly don't give a fuck & live my life for my own damn self.. Don't hate cus you still have yo moms tell you what to do n shit.


I mean.. seriously.. this is some modern day viking type shit, for real. Outlaw cowboy steez, renegade biker.. anything you want man.. just know when you cross a dude like this he's out gettin' his - weather you like it or not.

Here's some stuff you might be into if you rock the face fur.













I mean.. FUCK - how can you deny ANY of those things..?



... my point exactly.


ps. this is what dudes who rock facial hear listen to.
It makes their shit grow faster.

interesting....

I'm trying yo!!

HUMPING WEDNESDAYS.

Now this is the story about how my life got flipped turned upside down, so I'd like to take a minute so sit right there, and I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called your girlfriends pubic hair.

If Creep Street worked at a grocery store, it would be something like this:


pretty fucking epic.