IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU FIND WHEN YOU SPEAK A LITTLE SPANISH...

My second to last day in El Salvador. I saw a rad band perform at Riconcitas (a chillass bar with hawt salvadorian chicas) and they go by the name of Friguey (pronounce Freeway...apparently it means stupid cow or something like that). So this is how the the amazing mind of boris works on youtube.

FRIGUEY turns into:

being perverted never felt so proud. this answers many of the questions i have a bout life in general.


...which turns into!!


wow.

which turns into!!!

i think by now you can start to imagine where my mind is going.

...which turns into:


yea. tell me about it.

have a creep skeet weekend fuckfaces.

peace xx b-ron

THE END OF SUMMER...

BUT NOT YET:

1. Everybody wish Chip-set a happy birthday. I think he's 12 now. Although I want to kill him 87.8% of the time, the remaining 12.8% is all love! And a little buttsex. Happy birthday you cali washed fuck!


2. I'm flying to El Salvador tomorrow for work. I've never been to Central America, which is kinda rad. But San Salvador is sketch as fuck.

NICE.

3. Creep Street Exclusive Restock at BODEGA Boston coming soon!


4. Keep your eyes out for 467 Street in HOUSTON, Future of Style SAN DIEGO, and of course our very own KARMALOOP fam.

5. School has started which only means one thing - HOT DRUNK WHITE COLLEGE BITCHES!


and just to top off our good ole memories as the summer ends...


EVEYBODY! IT'S A GOOD THING!

xxB-Ron the Don

read a fuckin' book!

CHICKEN & TAP WATER

HERE'S SOMETHING THAT'LL TICKLE YOUR FANCY...


HE'S SUCH A LADY KILLERR!!



THANKS BAM FOR THE AMUSEMENT.

<3BORIS

HERE COMES THE HOTSTEPPER!

Truck Flop



Have a great weekend kids. Hope you don't do some dumb shit like that thing above. It sorta reminds me of like how when you were young and you'd try to balance a rod on your pointy finger only to run with it so it wouldn't fall and ending up either tripping over something and completely eating shit, or breaking something really expensive that didn't belong to you.

haha what an asshole...all he said was "airbag".

hmm...well nothing really excited happened this week....

EXCEPT!




YAYUHHHHHHHH!!!!

Creep Street is hotter than Stacy's mom.

xx B

DON'T TALK ABOUT YOUR GIRL LIKE THAT...

Peep the teaser.

Don't Front.

Karma's facelift is doper than your girl's boob job! That's right son she never looked better!!

Bitches wanna hate, money imma make! Karmaloop TV what what!!

WHAT THE FUCK.

You know what happened when I did the half pipe?

Exactly. Nothing. I ate shit and fell right on my face.


Fuck you!
-_- ....

I THINK IT'S...

starting to get fucking brick outside. time to whip our those hoodies and jackets fools. what what!! Now get warm, grizzly and rad just like these bad boyz!!

cool bears


enjoy ur monday kids. ah iz about to drizzop our temporary online shizzop so you better keep ya eyes open if you want this creep street shizzit before everybahdy else. werd?! werd. stay the fuck up. payce beetches.

B-ro the Z-ro.

DICK WILL MAKE YOU SLAP SOMEBODY.

And umm...tomorrow. ILL RE-REMIND YOU.

YO! MTV X COMPLEX MAG Jumpoff in NYC MOFOS! For all my NYC heads.
(Still deciding on the Boston one...hmmm....)

Go to CUTANDPASTE.COM NYC and click nyc for venue locations.


be like a heat-seeking missile...you peenuhsss.

AND

I don't know who of the 3 is worse...



And oh yea, my new cologne.


xx
s.i.r.o.b.

CHIP SET SAYS: EVERYONE PLEASE LEAVE BRITANNY ALONE!!!

WHAT
THE
FUCK
?!?!?!?

FOR ALL YOU SUCKAZ!!

THINGS TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE ANUS:

THIS IS WHAT YOU DO THIS FRIDAY:



AND THEN YOU GO TO NYC AND TOP IT OFF:



When:
Saturday, September 15th, 2007
Doors open at 7PM
Competition from 8 - 11PM
After party from 11PM - 4AM

Where:
Angel Orensanz Foundation
172 Norfolk Street
(212) 529-7194
www.orensanz.org

General Admission:
$10 advanced tickets / $15 at the door
Must be 21+

After Party:
Home Sweet Home
131 Chrystie Street
212 226 5708

SIDE NOTE*

1) DO THE WRONG THING SHIRTS SOLD OUT AT BODEGA. WTF! RESTOCK SOON!

2) PARIS SAYS: ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU DON'T GO BACK..TO JAIL..!!HARHARHARRR


3) AND IT GETS WORSE FOR BRITNEY SHEARS...cmon girl get yo press-ons together. LARDDD


Boris loves you!

FIRST DELIVERY

HAS HIT BODEGA BOSTON. COP IT.

LOOKING AT MAH SHAWTY ITS ABOUT THAT TIME...

First off it's been officially 1 year since Chip left us at puma. Let's give a round of applause to the newset member of the Adio design team. But you still can't come back to Puma.


GET READY FOR THE SPRING 08 TEASER!!


This is all we eat these days...


This is all we rock these days...


Aiight so here's the lowdown. I'll give you the good news, the not so good news, and the fuckin horrible news.

GOODS NEWS



I am back on the east coast after a long week in the city if sin. But before I go into all that shit - here's some things worth knowing. Apparently there is a great television program on G4 (for all of you chaps who have the luxury of cable, cmon ya'll it's fuckin 2007 - save the 40 bucks from a wack t-shirt and spend it on digital madness) - it's called NINJA WARRIOR. Dem Japanese niggaz is very surrious these days.

I wasn't lying when I said I was fucking serious. What you know about HUMAN TETRIS?!! Hey if you're bored right?


NOT SO GOOD NEWS
Well Vegas was quite the trip. For all of you who don't know what the MAGIC tradeshow is, google it or something. I strongly encourage everybody to go at least once. For all you streetwear cats it's pretty much nothing new - lotsa flashy hypebeasters, couple fshion heads, booty girls, designers, and a few a and b-list celebs in the hizzouse. And the parties are dope if you're in the industry and you get to connect and reconnect with all them other cats doing theyre thing. Oh yea, and you're in Vegas, so ou got to be dumb nuts if you find nothing to do. Minus all that it's kinda fucking gay. Why do I say that? Well it's sort of a high school staredown contest. I don't find 500 males in one place checking each other out quite entertaining as much as i used to. But hey, that's the streetwear scene for ya. So here goes...











MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!!




I tried to Creep Street wife da chick...










On top of that, a lot of unneccessary bullshit drama went down that week as well. I'm not going into it, but I'mma just leave it like this: It's time to man up and leave all the childish bullshit out. We got mad paper to make. BUT I will end this on a good note: Chip-set finally took me to Pacific beach and the chillout kinda balanced out a hectic week. And him and his roomate copped this badboy.


fucking ill. what's next? "RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!!!"

FUCKIN HORRIBLE NEWS



Well, I red-eyed it back to the bean on saturday night. Ironically I sit next to a girl who happens to live in the same fucking apartment building as me. WOW. so I get to split a cab and I'm like shit a good start for the labor day weekend.

And then I get home.

To discover my apartment got broken into. I'm not going to get into details, but like everyone in this world who DOES NOT own renter's insurance - life starts to blow riiiiight aboooouuuttt now. Laptop gone. umm digital SLR umm gone. ipod umm gone. and a pair of pumas. Oh yea, and a bookbag he was kind enough to empty out neatly to put the stuff in.

What a guy. fucking cock.

And out of all the fuckin pairs a all magenta RS-100. Mind you I was never gonna wear it, but check it, if you ever see a muthafucka with these shoes on punch him in the fucking face. Not so much that he potentially stole but more the fact that he's wearing a fucking pair of 100% magenta puma's. FAG.

Put's your whole life in perspective, and makes me really clear on a lotta shit. But this just makes Creep Street that much better. Grand hustle homey. Ask about me.

BLOW ME

peace,
B-Ron the Don

SCOTT BAIO IS 45 AND NO LONGER FUCKING SINGLE!!

VEGAS. FUCKING VEGAS. FUCK!!!!

Heading back to the east coast tonight.

Will be uploading photos.

fuck.