LONDON CALLING...

see you in a fucking week.

I CAN'T STOP!!!

OOOHHHHHH

happy friday bitches. makin room for inventory - go pick up sum tees.
buy 3 or more, and shipping is free.

suckit!

-B

OooHhOoohHhOOooOoohhHh Alriightyy Thennn...

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Good day creeps, crackaz, geezas, bumbaclots, and friends.

First and foremost I'd like to just give you all a little note:


CLICK HERE:
CREEP STREET POP-UP CHOP SHOP!

Updated the site size, worked out some kinks, and umm put this mutherfuckin' thing up. Yep, we are NO LIE flying through shit, but I think there's still some left for you...I think. haha hurry the fuck up. And if you don't have Paypal your shit out of luck, ask your smarter lil brother to buy it for you or something.
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SO WHAT THE FUCKS UP?!

It's been a while since I've sat down and shot the shit for a while. Well, mind you I've also been preoccupied mastering all the CRANK DAT dance routines. Serious business.

SO THIS IS IN THE WORKS For Halloween:

Will it go down? Shit, good question...
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AS FOR PUMA...I got yelled at last Friday by our new boss manager lady. I'm not going to comment much just in case this shit gets read (who knows these days) but I got fuckin served! Let's say I somehow ended up a sexual harrasser to the ladies in our office and I make people who don't know what the fucks up frustrated, like her. ahem. OOPS! Eat a dick I'm over it. This is the only shit that keeps me in the company:

THAT'S RIGHT! PUMA CRACK! BRING IT BACK! IT"S NO JOKE.

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So what to be for Halloween? Here's an idea.

Believe it or not, I thik EMO is coming back. oh dear. WE GOT A BLEEDER!!!

But hmmm maybe an interactive costume could be kinda rad...


Fuckit, I'll just combine Easter with this shit and just hump people.


I think Chip is enjoying his life by his pics, cuz ironically, his large blog posts mean he hates blogging. Wait, I hate blogging too. Nevermind. Laters.

Happy Halloween bitches. THIS ONE is for you:


HAHA!!



p.s. i have a new lady friend. get jealous.

xx
B-Ron

WE DON'T SUPERMAN NO MO

wow.


no, like wow.


apparently 3 times is a charm. have ya'll even seen crank dat batman?!



Editors note* HOLY SHIT THESE MUTHAFUCKERS LIVE IN THE WHITEST FUCKING NEIGHBORHOODS. fuckit im hating.

no seriously. this shit is like crack - it might look fun, but it always leaves you feeling like shit.

AND THE 2ND TIME IS ALWAYS BETTER.

and apparently wearing lil school kid plastic bookbags with all that spongebob gayness is hood fab. SINCE WHEN?! I remember having a clock on the back of mine. Only difference was I knew i looked like a fucking fag. but fuck it. id prolly wear a plastic bookbag if i was still in school in queens. SQUAD UP!!

REAL TALK SON....

AYO CHECK DIS.




"why do you fuck with them jealous no man having ass hoes anyway?!!"

Bore-Ass & his perved out blog posts...

kinda need to go the way of the dinosaurs...

I brought it up to him the other day, that dude needs to get laid or something.. instead of making everyone else suffer with his stripper youtube video clips.. Hey Boris, do a google search for "2 girls 1 cup" & gimmie a call once you've watched it!



So people been asking where I've been & why haven't I been posting as much. 2 reasons: the first being, updating blogs are a pain in the ass.. I mean.. DOOD I'm a grown-ass man.. I don't have time for that bologna! & the second (& most important) I've been getting faded at industry events & keeping it too real for most.



but alas, On to that REAL SHIT!!

I know my birFFday just passed a couple weeks back, but FUCK. If anyone's feelin' crafty I wouldn't mind a lil some-a-this!


I don't know what the fuck they talkin' bout!




almost as ON POINT as the Master P doll.. what'chu know bout LIBERACE?!


how can you NOT be feelin' the fuck outta this?!


So I received one of those Munny customizable vinyl toy things for mah birFFday. You know I had to keep it gangster as fuck!
it's a Lil' King Diamond!



so necessary.

THAT MOTHERFUCKER CHIP.

Wants to buy a scooter. FUCK THAT!

YOooooOUUUUuuuuUU

when i was 5 i thought breakdancing was the shit.

so i learned the ways of a bboy.

when i was 20 i learned crunk was the shit.

so i learned how to pop and lock it.

and now im 24 and i discovered how to be a soulja boy.



i think i just retracted 22 years of my life.

SUPERMAN what?!!!

EAT SHIT.

People have a fascination with shit, that's all i have to say.

Here's your creep street special for your creep street tuesday.



I'll do a super entry update coming soon with pictures and all that slutty stuff.

happy tuesday dicknutz.

~b

SUCK IT.

Normally I'd post something outrageous or retarded but hey, this tickles my fancy today.

I LOVE WHEN HOT BITCHES TALK DIRTY.



"FUCKING MORMONS." HAHAHA.
THERE'S MORMONS IN EL SALVADOR!
HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW?

CUZ I SAT RIGHT BEHIND 4 OF THEM ON A PLANE.

ok bye.