PUNCH YOU IN YO MOUF & TAKE YO GOLD TEEF!

Some of you might know that last Friday I got all 4 wisdom teeth pulled the fuck out. Fuck your crew this is real shit! ...Although Thursday night this was the only image that kept popping into my head:

It was actually a quick and minimally painful process. I mean it sucks when he's sticking like 15 shots in your gums but haha but all I could hear was this drilling, and blood splattering all over my face like a warm summer day. WOOHOO! A couple kick-clacks here, a couple of jaw pushes and pulls there, and I was good. Sort of. Actually, fuck that, I would never wish this procedure on anyone but guess what fuckers?! If you unlucky fucks haven't got em taken out already - it's gonna happen eventually! Besides, it's gonna get REAL ugly and complicated once ur 30, so laugh it up now bitches. HAHA!! Or you can save your infected decayed mouth for your girlfriend.

So trust me, your procedure will go nothing like this:


But at least I didn't turn out looking like this:


But this is the reality of it you pussies, you're going to bleed. A whole fucking lot.


And you're just gonna have to let it go...


But no fear...


Cause check out the current diet...



I drink a Boost for breakfast, and an Ensure for dizzart. No lie.


Fuck you.
B-Ronious Maximus (my face that is)

Chip-Set: and so it begins

Official shit.



what I'm doing..


Video of the day:
(not to be missed!

They actually disabled the embedded player for this one, yeah.. it's THAT ON POINT!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WaRrh1CpQw

BORIS REMINISCES...

Everybody talks about the good ol' days.

PEENUHS POWAH & VAGIINAH POWAH

A man is apparently always in Predator mode. Because he wants to warm a cold vagina.

CHICKEN-CHICKEN-BAW-BAW-CHICKEN HEAD...

Avoid touching chickens or their feces when choosing live chickens. Do not blow their anuses.
via Meredith Stancs

B-RON THE DON IS WACKING ALL YA'LL COWARDS!!

Currently listening to:

Man can you believe that I'm getting ALL 4 of my wisdom teeth removed this weekend?! Well, other than showing bloody pictures of teeth as I might be usually inclined to do on this occasion...I think I will spare you. First off. I am going to steal Chip-set's bike as compensation for my pains. But no worries...I got myself equipped with these:

Don't sweat the technique kidz.

And while I eat nuthing but jello for 3 days I hope to do nothing all weekend but to attempt to lure as many willing young girls into my apartment to "take care of me". Especially my shorty right here:


Safe to say it's been pretty hectic on this side of life. But it's the life we chose and I live every minute to the last second son! Real talk! But I think I got my mojo back. SO I've went and recruited more Creep Street members after capturing the Ultimate Warrior...

Nuthing like black asians. hush you!

So this is all I really have to say to you guys today:

My homey Chris always knows wassUup!

So I'mma sign off like this son!

UGH SUCKA! GET IT TOGETHER...UNLIKE TARA'S TATAAASS!!!

Love,
B-Ron the Don*

Chip-Set: All that Jazz.

you may be askin' yourself - Ay CHip,



well lotsa shit, but fuck all that cheap talk. How about you start droolin' over my new ride!


yeah. get fuckin jealous!

so yeah. San Diego is lovely - sure it's no east coast city, but the weather is rad all year long, so you can't really fuck with that. Expect some epic tales from my future journeys to come.

Video of the day:

As if you needed some more evidence that The Ultimate Warrior is totally on our te Here he is fucking up Phil Collins, Enjoy!


& if ya don't know, now ya know...

"Normal people, the people that walk the streets everyday, we cannot understand!!! The family that I live for only breaths the air that smells of combat!!! How must I prepair, you must ask yourself: Should I jump off the tallest building in the world? Should I lay on the lawn & let them run over me with lawn mowers? Should I go to Africa & get trampled on by raging elephants?" - The Ultimate Warrior

It's Friday Nigga! It's 420 Nigga!!!

WHEN WILL THESE BITCHES LEARN?!

TOP STORY NUMERO UNO!

via tvgasm
From her days on Laguna Beach to her home in The Hills, the MTV sexpot and fashion entrepreneur has been the subject of many an MTV viewer fantasy, so there are those who'd find it a perfect capper to this week's Hills season finale. The only downside? The sex video supposedly costars Jason Wahler. The story bouncing among websites quotes a source close to LC saying that she and J-Wahl made the tape back when they were a couple. Lauren thought she had the only copy. Silly girl. Word is that young Jason has several copies. And now that he's headed to jail for one of his many alcohol-related douchebaggery arrests, he wants to cash in by selling his one saleable commodity. "And if he can't sell it, he'll just put it up online for free."

What the tabloids got twisted was that it was my ass in the SEX TAPE. Get your facts straight. Thanks for the birthday present Lauren! xoxo

NUMERO DOS: NEW YORK NEEDS TO CONTROL HER TITS!
As if everything about her ass wasn't fake enough, you had to get implants?! I hope all of you watched the reunion show cuz that shit was fucking rad!!!!

TANGO AND HIS 2 INCH DICK! WOOHOO!!

"TANGOO...I LOVE THAT 2 INCH DICKK!!"

WHen will these fuckin bitches learn?!

NUMERO TRES: Later Sanjaya!

Iunno tv has reached this point in America with this whole celebreality shit that really casts this shadow on how most Americans are. And we're so numbed by it that we now embrace the shit. When was reading all that gossip shit cool?! Too many people with too little talent making too much effort to make too many quick bucks. Go back to school and finish it you cop-outs! Fuckin people need to bring it back to the basics and tone down on this American idol shit. Think about it...you can watch Looney Tunes still cuz that shits quality, you will not be watching the Real World because ummm in 10 years you will probably be on it!

NUMERO CUATRO: I MADE CROOKED TONGUES!

Too bad it looks like shit and I can;t really say I'm proud of this shoe, but hey I'm OK at photoshopping money!

NUMERO EN TU CARA!!
fuckin vtech madman is a fuckin nutjob. read between the lines and form the opinions you see fit. and fuckin for the last time man...kids really got to get their shit together. cuz the only time people should be talking about taking lives is in rap songs with a crunkass beat. but on the real though...

this muthafucka just gives me the creeps. especially cuz this muthafucka is biting my hair style. i will beat the shit out of you in the afterlife boy for everyones sake. the only person who can take lives is the one who gave it. im out this shit is leaving a sour taste in my mouth...

when will these bitches learn?!!
-b-ron on ya mom.

Chip-Set: Hold me down.

lotsa shit poppin the fuck off, lotta bumps in the road, but we gonna ball til we fall. These are a few of my favorite things (this week):






thanks for being there for me, now back to the grind. Hustle hard!!!

Just one of those fucking days...

It hasn't stopped raining for the past 36 hours. Boston Marathon starts today. I couldn't sleep last night. Think I smoked too many cigarettes this weekend. Meetings all fucking week. It's gonna take me an hour to get fucking home today. This shit is gonna blow. Too bad people don't really know that running is horrible for your knees...let alone running in the fucking rain.

Can't imagine this being any safer...


Especially when this happens...


But I guess at the end of the day it's better than sitting at home turning out like this:


Go fuck yourself kids. Creep Street is coming to a theater near you.

FUCKIT...I NEED A VACATION...I'M GOING TO MALIBU!

Malibu Speaks

Chip-Set: Crack for your Eyes.

I don't feel like typing today, This is what Creep Street is all about for the month of April. Enjoy.










& now for your video installment, RAGE!

NESTLE BUYS GERBER!!!

And what does this mean?! That the new baby food will pretty much be this:


And you baby will pretty much be this:


yum! You shitfaces.

This is how your boys at Creep Street™ feel right now...

Apparently we have aCreep Street chapter in south Korea as well!! I know I said I was done with Korean girls (oh so over!), but I might just have to marry the one on the left in 10 years. Oh dear..

<3B-Steady rockin'... Yo Momz!

A POST TO MATCH...

Warrup boys and girls...remember a while ago Chip made that epic post about his hair and I said I had the perfect one to match?! Well, after a few busy weeks...don't think I've forgotten! March has been quite an interesting month, and safe to say April should be pretty wild as well...well, minus the fact that I don't really know how it's April already but ummm...my birthday is coming up! Dayam I'm getting muthafucking old. Exactly 2 years ago I was flying left and right looking for a job...well, maybe nothing has changed hahaha...Chip-set make room cuz this muthafucker is heading out west. Well, not yet...

But as you have read I did roam the streets of Stockholm while I met with the hot chicks at:

So here's a quick lookie for those of you who've never been to the land of the IKEA! Those dayam Scandinavians...Got pretty dope popo cars! POLIS! POLIS!!

SWedish?! Fuck that, all I know is that this shit read something like..."New York Fucker? Titties here!"

Who knew the Swedes kept it Creep Street too?!

And a nice shot while I roamed the streets solo contemplating about my life. "Oh how deep of me..."


AIIGHT NOW FOR THE FUCKIN NITTY GRITTY NY CITY STEEZAY BRAH!

So ya'll punkasses knew I cut my hair back to the summer monk steezy, but despite Chip-set's valiant efforts to convince me to continue to let it grow...I buzzed it anyway. But I couldn't do it without fucking around with it - I mean it's the fucking longest I've ever let my hair grow!! Enjoy.

So while I had no hot water one night in my apt., it was only proper to wash my hair in the sink. OH THE JOY! This haircut is often don by many bad asses in the 70's. But the only correlation I could make was Astro Boy (Atom Boy).



This next style is a classic, and almost hit too close to home. I don't even have to talk about this one.


The next one is entitled "Too Fast to Live, Too Young to Die," best worn by the legendary James Dean. Swear to GOD I found these pictures after...!!



INTERMISSION! FROM the CREEP STREET DARCHIVES™!

I think Chip-set forgot a legendary haircut he had from back in the day...

I just call it the


Okay back to me! Now the next one looks like I just came out a vacuum...best characterzied by you favorite X-man!


Shit I told you I was in a movie...People just don't believe me when I say I suck em' white bitches dry...


The next one is short to say, like a fuckin Hedgehog.


And last but not least the one that evry gayss asian boy has tried in his prepubescent life:


I mean it could always be worse...this is what I also came across in our Creep Street Darkives™...Sheeit nigga...


Well the good thing about cutting that emo-shit is that I feel back in my NY State of mind no lie. Though I look like this:



Most of you ladies might easily associate this current hair with these fucking dudes:


And the reasons I hardly ever drink...



OR MAYBE I"LL JUST CUT IT LIKE THIS AND END THIS FUCKING POST WITH THIS MESSAGE:


Later bitches,
B-RON THE DON