BORON THE CRACKNIFICENT: HADOUUUuuU-KENnNNN!!

Hah...ok so pardon me while I digress and get retarded with ya'll for a minute...

You know man...like everything in life, you step away for a little while, and this whole fucking evolution has past before your eyes like you never existed! Like this whole urban fashion game too...there's so much hot shit out there, I end up rocking some dark denim and a fruit of the loom crap white tee just to keep it sane...

But then once in a while you come across some crazy shit that just makes you're mouth drop...

Mind you I just dropped another wad of cash on the KAWS Original Fake Disected Companion (grimace),


BUT if you were ever Street Fighter II nerd like I was, you can surely appreciate this! I mean when Street Fighter II Turbo came out...that shit was like crack yO!


And then they dropped SUPER Street Fighter II and I'm like new character and outfits (Chunli in white, grey, or pink?!)...and then they had this shit called SUPER Street fighter II TURBO! (I am numb at this point - where you hit all ya players with some Speed)...and then they dropped that whole Alpha/Zero...2, Gold, wateverr series and I'm like fuckin Akuma, NEW charaters, NEW Art, and Level 3 supers and flashing screens (I was gonna piss my pants!)...AND then when you didnt think it could get better they do this fucking Street fighter vs. MARVEL shit...(wolverine?? Rogue? HECK YEA...cmon!! 30-hit combos in midair AND tagteam?! WTF!!)....AND then they do fucking this Street Fighter vs. CAPCOM and you got fuckin Darkstalkers peeps up in there with Hiryu from STRIDER and mega man- think I had a fuckin seizure!! One of my all time favorites btw... So then Capcom's like "aiight, maybe we should do some new shit instead of just re-coloring up some Nike dunks" and drop the SB joints.

That's when Street Fighter III shows it's pretty face and introduces new animation, characters and brings back sum old favorites. Nice more fluid movements and realistic gameplay...but it was aiight it was aiight (not really John blaze yet).

I think they had this 3rd Strike shit but I lose count...anyway. So they're like "man, I think people still like the classics so umm...why don't be do some more Airmax 90's?!!" and that's when they drop Street Fighter vs. SNK. NEO GEO people. Fuckin bad ass Terry catching a hat thrown to him by Ken?! SHhitTTT!!!!!! Capcom has done it again with Akuma (who should be our Creep Street Mascot next to Morrigan the Succubus (!!) and I just threw in the towel on how dramtically pale Mortal Kombat was in comparison...

So here I am...few years late and I hear about this shit called MUGEN. It's like a Warcraft program your own shit custom fightfest where niggaz create music add characters, edit characters, and fuckin compete on PC's/Emulators GLOBALLY! I mean not only are they're NEW moves for classic characters, NEW animations and interactions, AND you got fuckin Dragonball Z, Pocket Fighter (the lil cute Stree Fighter mofos), and that chick from the RING sawing your guts in half up in this shit! Over 200+ custom characters?! It's a done deal.

I'm throwing in the towel. FUCK YOU CAPCOM & MUGEN and all you disgustingly good 99-hit comboers out there!!

Enjoy today's candy...for this might be the last time you see me with downtime...at work HAhaha.






AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST....(peep the heart rip..)


Oh yea, I forgot to tell you. It's Street Fighter's 15th Anniversary. Go get your copy of the STREET FIGHTER: ANNIVERSARY EDITON...


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BORON THE MAGNIFICENT : WTF MATE?!

So if finding out your mama's on crackrock got your spirits in shambles, perhaps you kids can utilize these pick-me-ups! "My mouth was open" yo...



And for all ya'll rush-hourers...fuck yer L.A. traffic, fuck your NYC F-Train...



AND if ya'll wondering why I'm so blog-friendly these days it's cause I have rare downtime at work...and as nice as that sounds...guess what? I'M FUCKING BORED! I didn't think there was an end to the world-wide web, but apparently I think I might have reached it today...

BORON THE BLOGNIFICENT: "YOUR MAMA'S ON CRACKROCK"!

Ok Ok I'm really good cuz bein creepy has got a nigga hyped! Creepin on my homey Chip-set's diespace our homey NU makes a marvelous post I felt imperative to share with with my fellow bretheren. ENJOY!



So lucky you, Boris gives you 2 posts in one week...if I havent gotten worse it would seem that I improved. After all, I have studied abroad...or TWO. Happy Wednesday motherfuckers and tell your bitch to get off Zapp Brannigan's dick. THE Zapp Brannigan! Sleepytime.

If you're in Boston tonight, make sure you RSVP for the Triple 5 Soul x FADER x Karmaloop Party tonight. deuces up.



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BORON THE MAGNIFICENT: HEY CRAPFACERrS!

Boris is currently listening to:



So it's been a while. And before I catch another serious case of ITIS...Let me get this update to ya that's been constipating me for the last few weeks. Apparently Chip enjoys this banner better than my blinding neon one. Can we take a vote please??!!

AND apparently Chip has a super rad life out in the West, and Boston can only get progressively WORSE. Oxymoron?! That's Boston for ya.

ANND people in Boston often complain about their old ass apartments (so-called historical landmarks)...especially when it comes to mice they LOSE IT! And i thought NYC was bad. But if you were pimp like me, you could easily live mice-free with this badboy:

Or a bat will suffice.

But I'll try to keep my glass half full for the time being.


I said TRY okay?!

In the meantime...
Getting hyped putting in the designs for 2007 New Year's Launch. Don't worry we'll get our promo stuff out to ya's before that. So let's just get psyched togetherRRR yea?! YEA!

So this post is gonna be a bit scatterbrained, but hopefully you will come out with a "it was worth it" kinda feeling. Better than crack baby, what you thought?!

AHEM.

As we all know Paris Hilton launched her debut album not too long ago. Guilty pleasure, I do want to bone the hell out her. Well, a photo-op I guess will do for the time being.

Ofcourse if you don't already know, BANKSY had his fair share of opinions...Make sure you go check out his exhibition. Couldn't have said it better myself.

While on the topic of opinions, Ji Li's Bubble Project well, made me laugh. Now take this project further before it gets stupid. Cuz It's starting to get corny!



And as rad is this guy is (you might have seen his cameo in quite a few crunk videos) He goes by Johnny sumthin...Can't help but say he's a creepass mofo alright.

Funny thing is, he was prolly working here before he started making fronts...IT'S THE BUFFET OF THE CENTURY!!

And speaking of atrocious bling - look what I spotted in Frisco. I really hate that city. OKay, Frisco's aiight, but this ain't.

And while on the topic of Bling and Chicks, this is what I will obtain HOPEFULLY, when CREEP$TREET debuts. Who says you can't have both at the same time, or on one another, or just whatever sumthin like that...?!

Maybe after all that fame, I can turn out like this bad ass! How many of you remember this motherfucker from RENEGADE?! Bobby Sixkiller MOTHERFUCKAS. Fuck, I think I might just put him on a shirt!

AND speaking of BADASSES, I want to introduce you guys to the new CREEP$TREET TEAM!


But it's not always about us in this blogmajoggy...I want to give a special shoutout to some cat's really creepin it out there...

CHECK OUT THIS EXCLUSIVE SHIT. You thought ALIFE's new line was butter, check out these limited tees from HOOD PREP!

If you can only imagine how hard I'm trying not to laugh...naw but props to these cats hustlin to get that paper! Remember to keep it street and classy with these tees...


Was that mean? Im sorry. those hood rats will hopefully buy our shit instead. EeCK.

And speaking of buying shit, I think I need these in my life!


LIKE NOW!

WAVE* from the Creep $treet Killahs for now....after all kids, Halloween is right around the corner. Hope you had a happy birthday drivin in 8 hour traffric to Vegas Chip, maybe by the time you get back I can wish you a happy 26th birthday.



FUCKIT. It's getting late. I'm going to my favorite cafe for now...



peace out sphincter boys! keep it creep ya'll.

CHIP-SET: B-Blockin' it!

Hey assclowns. Peep the promo for B-Blocks upcoming banger. Buddies from back east, Albany NY skate scene in full effect. You know they bring the Creep to the streets.


oh yeah, today's by birffday. Give it up fuckers, I feel fucking old (25) I would like a primo chica who's up on some model steez who will greet me with a basket of soft tacos for my birthday. Will someone please make it happen?!!! also, Gino Ianucci wants to be my friend on Myspace, how fucking stoked am I?! On a side note; please note the usage of cali words recently added to my vocabulary. Expect more crusty words in my next post (with pics) on how large I'm livin' it in the O.C.


ps big up's to Skip-One over at the Militree camp for showing creep street some love, good peoples, good peoples - It's only a matter of time before I set up shop on his couch and start eating all his food.

BORON THE MAGNIFICENT DEDICATION: CHIP'S A'HOY!

Well here you have it.
If you didn't know already, my partner in crime has offically left the Bean.

MAN. One soldier left and one soldier less. It's aiight though, I think he's gonna develop another army out there with them Laguna bitches (note bitches and not beaches)...and I'll have another hotspot to rock my swag.

cheers to that. And cheers to Louis Vincent Marucci III -
(always imitated, never duplicated...all you fuckin wannabes jockin his steez).
So let's all wish him our best kickin ass for Etnies shall we?

So I'mma dedicate this post to this nigga, who helped make my stay in Boston mother-fucking awesome. no homo dawg, no homo.

For all you hypebeasters and posers and those who just show mad love, here is the proper father to the much sought-after Puma YOMTV RAPS! Clyde. YEP!

Seen here with homeboy from

Militree

and Greg himself

Karmaloop

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Boston Takover.




Props to Miss Mickey for this one.



Keepin it proper with Chuck E. Cheese. I throw my homeys righteous
goodbye party kids!







ANd we'll try our best to stay bubbly,
gettin' that paper till we all get there.
And we WILL all get there!!




Radical since day one.




And the legendary dream team son...2 live crew fo' life.


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Aiight kid this way Chip-set can kiss our asses goodbye.
See you in the O.C. bitchass. You ain't missin much in Boston, trust me hahahaha.


Exclusive Creep Street Tees, Slap Bracelets, Stickers, & Buttons on the way. Will take some orders via comments for now to get a better idea of quantity for production. These will sell out, trust us.* HOLLA.

-boris the bullet dodger.

Chip-Set & BORON (editor haha): Transitions a bummer, but at least I didn't get stabbed in the heart by a fucking STINGRAY (damnn)

First off let me say RIP to Steve Erwin.

This dude could be on my team anyday!
What's more hood than runnin' up on some wyld animalz and then getting stabbed
in the heart by a stingray, yowza. You can't really fuck with Aussies...




I had mad respect for Steve Erwin..
Where else on basic cable are you gonna see a dude in khaki shorts get so rad?
He was truly one of a kind.

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Now I don't know if you know much about Grizzly Man, but this dude
was a total penis wrinkle. Not even in the same league as The Crocodile Hunter.



Grizzly Man was basically this neo-hippie douche with no professional
handling skills decided to set out and make a documentary on Grizzly Bears,
and how they are peacful gentle creatures, not dangerous and aggressive as depicted by most. So this dude is all like..

Well see for yourself:



While filming this documentary, Grizzly Man (Timothy Treadwell) and his girlfriend were both mauled to death by a fucking grizzly bear, such is life I guess..


Here’s the Grizzly Man Trailer!


aYo, on the real.. Don't trust a koala bear, EVER. I'm serious..
It just may save your life someday..


Sure they seem all cute and cuddly, but those fuckers are not to be trusted!
I always had a hunch that they were really vicious assholes, and I was right!


If Fox News did a report on it, it's gotta be true.




You can't fool me Koala Scum!




okay.. enough about the wonder down under, back to reality.


This dude's my new Governor, how epic is that!?

I'm also getting a car when I get out there, peep the realness.

Jealous much??? See, that's what you get when you fuck with the champ!


Why don't I know any dudes like this yet?? Maybe once I get out west
I'll bro down with some..

So that Yo Mtv Raps sneaker while at Puma made it into the news... in GERMANY!


Those silly germans with their sausages and wheat beer and mass genocide

Hey Hitler's Grandson.. you guys didn't even have Yo Mtv Raps on television.
Stop sharkin' our shit... swagger jackers.


Okay.. so I was reliving some fond memories of my childhood today..
Remember that movie The Wizard starring Fred Savage? Y
ou know... it was about video games and they had the Power Glove in it?

Yes? No? anyway.. after YEARS of waiting, it's finally released on DVD!

you KNOW I copped that shit the day it came out.. I was campin'
outside Wal-Mart and shit.

I also dug up this dope-ass video from Another Bad Creation (A.B.C.) remember them?

I do. I had the cassette tape of this shit.. Here's what really got me pumped
on the video, besides being the most offical shit I've seen all month.
They're all reppin' madddd Syracuse gear!!! Holdin' my hood down like what!

That's all I've got for now.. ONE

Limited Edt. Creep Street Decks

supreme creeps?